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The coronavirus is not Donald Trump's fault, but his inept response is.
He ignored the warnings for months, downplayed the threat it posed, and failed to take the action needed to combat the outbreak.
It's one of the greatest failures of presidential leadership in our history.
So you think I went through your sock drawer and ate one of each pair. Maybe I did maybe I didn't. If you bought socks from socksplus1.com you could have ordered a 3rd identical sock and you wouldn't be in this mess. Whats next the cat stole your sun glasses.
When do you need to replace a pair of socks?
Check the bottoms.
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@Lus1Socks We think your 3 socks idea is genius. Sock insurance! 😁 Plus, if we ever get invaded by three-footed aliens, you're going to clean up! 👽🧦
This building has 20 apartments. In each apartment is a sock wearing human. Over a lifetime of 72 years each person will lose $7,768.00 replacing socks. For twenty apartment that would be $155,360 in replaced socks.
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What were your mom and dad arguing about?
Socks.
Socks?
Yes. One was missing.
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Replying to @Lus1Socks
@Lus1Socks We think your 3 socks idea is genius. Sock insurance! 😁 Plus, if we ever get invaded by three-footed aliens, you're going to clean up! 👽🧦
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SocksPlus1 retweeted
Who would have ever thought? Finally one leap forward for humankind with “Sock Insurance.”
Shinny faces ready to take on any task. Isn't there always one who's dragging the group down. It's Bongo the one on the right. He started off great, but spent 10 minutes looking for a missing sock.
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I look cold because I am cold. My feet are freezing. I spent 20 min this morning looking for one pair of matching warm socks. I have 20 socks but none match.
Socksplus1 - buy socks in 3s. Give your self a fighting chance.
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Shinny faces ready to take on any task. Isn't there always one who's dragging the group down. It's Bongo the one on the right. He started off great, but spent 10 minutes looking for a missing sock.
Give yourself some sock insurance at socksplus1.com
#socks #lost socks
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SocksPlus1 retweeted
good: goin back to therapy w someone specifically trained in trauma
not so good: i’m a lil manic
question: what’s the over/under that she sends me to the hospital if i bring up my idea that there are kingdoms made up of the socks we lost in the wash
Two socks walk into a bar. Nonsense you say two socks can't stay together from my laundry to my sock drawer.
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