@LuthandoFuze

•mina ngiyaz dlalela • here we laugh and move on• part-time activist •

 Johannesburg, South Africa
instagram.com/luthando_fuze/
Joined August 2016
  • Tweets127K
  • Following33.6K
  • Followers84.6K
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@juicenotthekid_18 Dec 2025
Who brainwashed us to think MADE IN CHINA means low quality😭
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#NotMyMayor 🫡
Adam Habib@AdHabbOct 25
1. On 4 November 2026, in 10 days, JHB goes to the polls to elect its mayor. I have previously argued that Helen Zille is the only sensible candidate to vote for in this race. This would be a vote for the DA. The importance of this vote was underscored on a recent visit to JHB.
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CHI$OM (Hates APC)🐆✨@_chiceeeyyy6h
You LIEEEEE Such a colorist statement!
Lola💜@lolaarae_17h
My hot take is that “no makeup makeup” look doesn’t eat on dark skinned girls.
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@achieshiii13h
saw a comment that said: "Paying taxes right now feels like sponsoring criminals." 😭😭😭
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DOUBLE00
@PootOnHaOct 25
U do
Nicole White
@NayeKaizenOct 24
I remember someone on Twitter said I looked 40 years old lol
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I'm a very petty person, I believe people only understand the gravity of what they have done when you return the favour!
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I ignore inboxes because I’m not stupid … y’all want to play with my nani and think I don’t see that 😭
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My relationship with alcohol is slowly coming to an end
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Do I really have to fall pregnant to get maternity leave 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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r@boopiedoopieda6h
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
Potiphar's Wife🎀💦@nonelikemira21h
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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Zandile Nkonyeni@ZanndeeOct 25
"I love you. You are the best Stylist in the world, but just not the best stylist for ME." - Keke Palmer to Law Roach 🥺⏰
˖᯽ ݁˖ pop backup ˖᯽ ݁˖
@popbackuppOct 24
kim kardashian at the "all's fair" premiere during the 21st rome film festival
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Tomi Rikhotso
@TomiRikhotsoOct 25
You guys are exhausting, so Justice Mandlanga shouldn’t have a say about the things that are happening in this country and voice out his observations and thoughts?
| M M A M A K W A| 🇷🇺🇿🇦@That_TT_Oct 24
There is this Madlanga phenomenon of celebritism emerging. It’s not innocent!
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Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦
@JacintaNgobese20h
They go after everyone who says something they don’t like, they never talk about the issue the person is talking about and address it! They will always choose to tear that person up and tarnish them
Tomi Rikhotso
@TomiRikhotsoOct 25
You guys are exhausting, so Justice Mandlanga shouldn’t have a say about the things that are happening in this country and voice out his observations and thoughts?
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Ndlombango ka Tomase.
@Ndlombango20h
How come is it that the DA leads in all the News24 polls?
Jordan Griffiths
@JordiGriffOct 25
DA at 39% in Joburg!! 🚨🚨 Can Gogo get the final push to get those numbers as high as possible. ANC is falling off a cliff!
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Big Willy
@bigwillySZN17h
You are giving us a list of richest South Africans that includes Vusi Thembekwayo... you are just proving to everyone you are an idiot
Mr Ayee🔴🟢⚫️🪓🇿🇦🇿🇦 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦💯
@AyeeNdeM21h
Mysol is not part of the list of the richest South Africans !! He is a small boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ask yourself why you have never ever seen these people acting big in small towns. Driving expensive cars in dirt roads . Bragging for the power . If he is rich why is he not part of this list
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Mudzunga
@Dzungie00720h
As LAZY South Africans we want HARD workers to leave our country and go build their countries
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The Godmother 🇿🇦@GodmotherTheOct 25
The helper can clean your toilets but noooo, washing shoes are where you draw the line. Goodnight.🤣👍🏿
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Mercedes P. Maluleke@Phuttym1918h
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Noluthando Ngcobo
@LuthandoFuze20h
What number are you on the list ??
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Have you ever spent your own money and start doing calculations as if someone robbed you😭😭
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Kuhle
@yenzo_kuhl18h
We are old now, don't have time to waste
Noluthando Ngcobo
@LuthandoFuze22h
Mjolo wa nou odangerous !!! Wakwata feel bafa omongwe chance 😭😭😭
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Vundras 🇿🇦
@loginlivelife22h
The man bold and spilling truth, thank you Mr Khumalo.
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