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The frontal lobe has developed finally 😭😂😂
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It's always them.
A 42-year-old South African man, Vico DuToit, has been arrested in Oklahoma, USA, where he was living on a work visa. Authorities allege he uploaded and shared child sexual abuse material via Kik after a tip to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children. He reportedly faces multiple charges, a $500,000 bond and an immigration detainer. A court hearing is reportedly scheduled for 4 November.
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Running in Pretoria isn't ideal right now. It's so hot and the air is so dry and heavy 🙃. Today there was even a slight head wind and I got cooked.
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Lwanda retweeted
It’s wild how much unverified information shamelessly gets posted on this account. You actually don’t give a damn 😭
Ozempic is causing people’s vaginas to fall out of their bodies😭😭😭😂😂😂. What is the correlation between the pelvic floor and Ozempic????
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Ozempic does not cause vaginas to fall out or directly trigger prolapse. Reported pelvic floor or vulvar changes are indirect effects of rapid weight loss, muscle loss or constipation, not the drug itself. healthline.com/health-news/oz… medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozemp… contemporaryobgyn.net/view/jessica-y… embracephysio.sg/ozempic-pelvic…
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Nasty work.
A widow has successfully challenged the allocation of R768,407 from her late husband’s R7.6 million death benefit to her mother-in-law, with the High Court finding that the Telkom Retirement Fund failed to provide sufficient evidence to justify the payout. Read on tinyurl.com/5n95cn96 #news #BenefitBattle #WidowsFight #PayoutDispute #FamilyFeud
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DROVE ALL NIGHT LONG on no sleep to catch South African refugee Arno Venter in North Olmstead, Ohio.
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Lwanda retweeted
I don’t understand people that speed on the N2 between Durban and Port Shepstone coz alufakwa laphaya, Scottsburgh Traffic police awasipetuli sdalo
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I love stability and routine. I wouldn’t survive le mpilo yase straadini.
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Lwanda retweeted
“Three South Africans have been kicked out of the US refugee programme after allegedly obtaining their refugee status fraudulently. A fourth woman is also facing the music after she allegedly failed to declare her membership of a motorcycle club during the interview process.” news24.com/southafrica/news/…
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Last Friday at Pantry, they caught this white gent shoplifting and the staff there was visibly annoyed at how much grace they were extending towards that guy. The cops even let him sit in the front seat instead of at the back like the mgulukudu that he is. Interesting to witness.
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It's so hard to drag yourself to the gym once you hit your Vitality points cap for the year 😔
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Lwanda retweeted
Measuring people that did Computer Science, Data Structures and Statistics over a guy that reviews gadgets is wild 🤣😭
Met an IT guy today. The brother has no idea what MKBHD is😂 Is this guy even truly an IT guy😂
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Such a cool experience 🥺❤️
Oomf bought an M2 and we did an overnight run to Bethlehem and then Clarens to celebrate it and okes couldn't stop saying "we needed this!" Ngiyakuzwa mina 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽.
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Lwanda retweeted
There is no level of good parenting that can insulate the black youth of this country from the despair and violence of township life.
The township keeps doing what it was designed to do: devour its own children. A place shaped by deliberate neglect, where dreams are born against the odds, but too many lives are swallowed before they ever get the chance to flourish.
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Pedri is so lost. Hate to see it.
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Don't do this brother, Elon doesn't pay you enough to afford a fraction of this car
This is bitch behaviour man.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Oomf bought an M2 and we did an overnight run to Bethlehem and then Clarens to celebrate it and okes couldn't stop saying "we needed this!" Ngiyakuzwa mina 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽.
A Sunday drive in a Ford Focus RS would actually do wonders for my mental health.
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Take car of your emotions and buy that performance car today 🫵🏾
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