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The problem with 99% of modern fintech is that they’re built for everyday transactions, but struggle to serve customers as their financial needs grow. Choose better. Choose @Plasma.
lol I just got to China and these criminals @Wise have decided to randomly close my account with nearly half a million GBP in it with pending payouts coming in over the next week. They’ve asked me for invoices all week and I’ve sent them all within 6 hours of being asked, and then I still get suspended. How will staff and suppliers get paid? Not even sure what to do at this point, if anyone can help me or point me in the right way let me know. @Wise this isn’t how to treat high profile customers with over a year or business. I am based in UK. Any help is appreciated
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i can't not share this, you need to see it just look at how Plasma One designed the in-app banner for their iPhone Duo promo what do you think?
iPhone Duo pre-orders are here. Platinum members get 10% back on their purchase.
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Crypto is an industry that is rarely short of hyperbolic announcements. But this “low-key” one is, in my opinion, a genuine game changer - both for @Plasma and for the broader crypto ecosystem, particularly when it comes to payment rails. Plasma and @Stripe are partnering to bring a new generation of products to market. The collaboration starts with the co-development of multi-currency cards, but this is just the first step toward realizing a much broader joint vision. It’s also a huge validation for the Plasma team. With all the bias that comes with being the founding investor, I genuinely believe they are among the best entrepreneurs in the entire crypto space. They are real builders, not here for the hype, but focused on creating systems and products that can fundamentally improve people’s lives around the world - while ensuring that the value they create ultimately accrues to plasma:native token holders and that the XPL community remains at the heart of this journey. That’s what crypto should be about.
Stablecoin-backed cards make make global balances instantly usable at 100M+ businesses. We're looking forward to working with @plasma to advance the space.
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JUST IN: @Stripe and @Plasma launch multi-currency stablecoin cards supporting USD, EUR, GBP and more across 30+ countries.
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Year One.
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Excited to partner with @Plasma to bring seamless travel experiences to globally mobile customers. Together, we're helping members travel more comfortably with access to Priority Pass lounges and experiences worldwide.
Platinum comes with a lounge. Get unlimited Priority Pass access to 1,900+ airport lounges and travel experiences.
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We’re building Plasma with a small group of unusually driven people. We’re looking for a few more. High agency, high standards, all while having insane amounts of fun. Open roles: Staff+ Engineer Mid-level/Senior Engineer Feel free to DM me or apply directly on our careers page jobs.ashbyhq.com/plasma
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Ramp, Deel, and a growing list of financial products are integrating Plasma. Every integration compounds and makes the network more useful. Plasma is already one of the largest stablecoin chains in the world, and Plasma One is growing at record pace on top of it.
Get paid in USD₮ with @Deel. Spend your earnings with Plasma One.
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Yes, the cards are on Plasma :)
Introducing Whop Cards. 5% cashback on Whop Ads, Content Rewards, and Uber. Earn on Whop, spend anywhere Visa is accepted.
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At what point dot we demand to see Cj Strouds DraftKings account
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USD1 coins going up because dev fees do not exist which means for every 1M volume , 1% goes into the chart vs to the dev pockets it is time for pump to turn off dev fees for non ICM projects
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Lamar Jackson is black JJ McCarthy
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Need Darnell Washington to catch the ball here
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Is there anything Cason Wallace does better than Alex Caruso ?
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I think they asked ChatGPT to calculate the tariffs from other countries, which is why the tariffs make absolutely no fucking sense. They're simply dividing the trade deficit we have with a country with our imports from that country, or using 10%, whichever is greater.
FULL LIST: Liberation Day
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The Trump admin presents "Tariffs Charged to the USA" as foreign tariff rates, but they are not. They are calculated by taking the US trade deficit with a country, dividing by their exports to the US, then usually halving the result—or just using a base rate of 10%. cnbc.com/2025/04/03/how… edition.cnn.com/politics/live-… politico.eu/article/donald… yahoo.com/news/trump-cal…
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The Guadong Tigers got a good one with Hunter Dickinson
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Bro the tariffs are good. Yes it will make inflation worse. Yes that means the fed won’t lower rates. Yes that means interest payments on our debt will balloon. But once Bill Cletus in Oklahoma learns how to build GPUs and we discover rare earth metals in America, the economy is going to rip.
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This aged extremely well
Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma
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@SpectivonSOL re-launch is huge for a few reasons >team confirmed legit ICO from 2017 (burned OG coins, verifiable teapawt.net/SpectivonSOL/status/18……) >team has previous web3 experience building out projects (previously created the OG $OHM @BasedFinance_io) >due to 2017 crash, funding from initial raise was not enough to sustain operations hence why project initially was halted >team has raised funding w/ virtually every VC firm in the crypto space and has connections to many firms >project has an actual product already developed and looking to deploy it at scale as a VR-streaming platform w/ $SPECTIV used as a tipping token im bullish af on this team
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