Bro, someone hire me.
I spend two hours every morning looking at job applications on my phone while I wake up and get my day started, then I spend 5-8 hours searching for applications from my computer. Being limited to nights, weekends, and remote sucks 🥲
Just a thought I had this morning: why do all the guys I know wanna get married, but not really the women? I'm neither for nor against, usually just the mindset of "I want you and if that's what you want, sure." But my brothers all wanna get married, most of my guy friends...
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Me: ”sees someone who is very clearly autistic”
Me: oh thank god, someone normal
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A lot of you hate onlyfans girls more than you hate pedophiles and rapists and it’s weird
Started my Liked Songs playlist on regular shuffle to do dishes, but the strangest thing happened. Spotify started playing X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX as the first song... and wasn't on the list🤨Honestly, it's a mood and has been added. Thank you for your service😂@Spotify
I wish I was better at the making of the art. I have a song stuck in my head that doesn't exist because I can't brain how to make the sound for you.
Subconscious wants to be Lin-Manuel Miranda, brain can't keep up to translate 😭
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wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and
Lately, I've been going to send people things that made me think of them and finding out that we are not friends anymore. It just really sucks. Took me a while to figure it out this time because it just didn't occur to me that they left.
I love listening to my boyfriend talk to my cat when he thinks I'm not paying attention. Oliver is a very loved baby 🧡
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