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Now with 14.9% less hate! 𝕏 Anti-literally. 𝕏 If I like your post, it doesn't always mean I "like like" it. 𝕏 🐈

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Joined February 2010
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I think you’ve all known me long enough that I feel comfortable showing you my naughty bits.
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So, the guy testing the fire systems in my server room just yelled "OH, SHIT!" and ran out as the building alarm sounded. I have some doubts.
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The perks of voting Democrat. No matter how much you dislike Republicans, the Democrats are for more worthy of your ire.
Ram Chhetri came to the US as a refugee, but this might be worst day of his life: It's the moment he realizes the $80k-$160k/year salary he's bilked from Medicaid for no-show work is coming to an end because @realdailywire caught the truth on camera. We conducted months of surveillance that shows why "home care aide" is now the *most common job* in states like NY, CA, MN, and PA: Because a large part of those jobs are unambiguous Medicaid fraud. Thanks to home care, Bhutanese refugees now make more money than actual PA families. The state doesn't just look the other way, but helps them get away with it. Converting federal health dollars into a universal basic income for certain communities relieves the financial burden they place on the state. The scammers easily deceive the feds' woefully broken monitoring system. You'll see Ram pull into a driveway for 2 minutes in the morning, then 2 minutes in the evening. He clocks in and out of his shift from the right place, and the GPS system doesn't notice that he goes home in between. $20 an hour doesn't sound like much, but at 77 hours a week, it's $80k–and it's easy to bill huge hours when you don't actually have to work them. And that's just for the low-level guys in this scheme.
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Heh.
BREAKING: Starlink helped rescue a Swedish sailor stranded off South Africa’s coast. πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ The solo sailor’s 12-metre yacht developed mechanical problems 8 nautical miles off St Lucia, with strong winds forecast. He used Starlink to contact the Ocean Sailing Association of South Africa, which alerted NSRI rescuers. Their rescue boat towed his yacht through strong south-westerly winds to safety in Richards Bay, accompanied by two other yachts. Starlink connected him to help when he needed it most. β™₯️
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🀑πŸ₯Šπ•ƒπ•ͺ𝕝𝕖 π•₯𝕙𝕖 β„‚π•π• π•¨π•ŸπŸƒ retweeted
If this post gets 69M impressions, I can afford a Tesla.
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Lyle the Clown trivia: In my late teens I was a security guard at a hospital in New Jersey. One of my responsibilities was assisting funeral home staff when they arrived to pick up their 'clients' from the morgue. I double-checked the paperwork and the toe tag, and helped with lifting the deceased from the drawer to the cart. It was the only instance where we were allowed to accept a gratuity. One time a funeral home staffer refused my assistance. He neglected to lock the wheels on his cart and the deceased fell to the floor as the cart rolled out of the way. I had some bad dreams that night, I'll tell you.
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I don't know why I blocked out the last 4 of my phone number. It's not like anyone is going to call me.
I can't say I'm particularly pleased that my @BankofAmerica credit card records my device nickname. That's private information that I really don't want anyone to see.
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Would you believe I've had this same Twitter/X account since 2010? Time flies. πŸͺ¦
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I can't say I'm particularly pleased that my @BankofAmerica credit card records my device nickname. That's private information that I really don't want anyone to see.
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So many news opinion shows and comedians want Momala-Kamala to win. There would be so much content up until the point when the world burns.
Kamala's first 2028 debate. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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