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HERE COMES THE RASCAL

Florida, USA
Joined February 2014
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YALL BROKE
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bouncer wouldn’t let me in the pub cause i forgot my id so i said ‘it’s ok i understand i’ll just go home all by myself….’ he sighed and let me in
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"what if nightlife started at 7pm" what if you went to the private equity owned cafe rave and asked chatgpt what to wear
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a JBL speaker is a good guy with a JBL speaker
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No yeah I had a layover in south bend when I was 8 that’s why I’m a notre dame fan.
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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lucia gon ask me to go on a date ima tell her i just spent the last heist money on sum rick
New ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO VI’ screenshots reveal a parody brand of Chrome Hearts.
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sorry man sometimes thats the lane i need to be in! you'll be aight!
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How do these elections affect Maccabi house
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ok too far
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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Tell her Jamie Jones still doing it
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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however loud you think it is, it's louder
THIS IS THE LOUDEST FIELD GOAL DOINK IN #NFL HISTORY. Wtf 💀💀💀
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The Bucs become the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass 😳
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If u throwing a house party today or tomorrow, keep an eye on your air fryer
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The 4 songs I NEED to hear this weekend (or im just going to play them)
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He lowkey played a bunch of songs
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What the fuck do you mean 50 Justice tracks
Justice’s score album for GTA VI will be 50 tracks and will be out December 11 🚨 A 7-minute Justice x Gesaffelstein collab titled “Pusher” will be out tonight as the next single
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ExCUSE ME
GTA 6’s full original score track “Pusher” by Justice and Gesaffelstein.
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Pat McAfee genuinely thinking there’s someone on earth that cares enough about him to assassinate him is unironically the funniest thing he’s ever done
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