My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy

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𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘗𝘠𝘙𝘜𝘚 // CH5 SPOILERS · Jul 6, 2025 · 9:35 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘗𝘠𝘙𝘜𝘚 // CH5 SPOILERS@BONETR0USLE956 Jul 2025

[̲ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝙿𝙰𝙿𝚈𝚁𝚄𝚂 ]̲ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘾̲𝙊̲𝙊̲𝙇̲ 𝘿̲𝙐̲𝘿̲𝙀̲ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘙𝘌 𝘉𝘓𝘜𝘌 𝘕𝘖𝘞 ⏤ ‼️

Image from 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘗𝘠𝘙𝘜𝘚 // CH5 SPOILERS (@BONETR0USLE95)

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⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Jun 14, 2026 · 1:57 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESJun 14

Chronically offline for 50 years because I’ve been too busy Mew Mew Maxxing.

weather · Apr 16, 2026 · 10:05 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

weather@dsxf234161Apr 16

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Amyyyy · Apr 16, 2026 · 9:32 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

Amyyyy@kremedefreshApr 16

Replying to @pissvortex

this is the part where the wheatley tulpa kills you

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jo · Apr 16, 2026 · 1:37 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

jo@factgitApr 16

Let’s communicate like mature adults and use our GIFs.

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⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 6:03 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

I’d be more online if I wasn’t chasing this disgusting thing around the lab every day for over a week.

brainrot dimension · Mar 7, 2026 · 4:39 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

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em · Mar 7, 2026 · 8:29 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

em@emilyagainMar 7

got the bisexual sponges

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⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 1:55 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

What is wrong with half of you people. Genuinely.

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Jan 13, 2026 · 9:08 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESJan 13

──★ INSPIRATION FILES .ᐟ

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Jan 13, 2026 · 9:08 PM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESJan 13

Neatly-organized files on a messy lab desk, full of: ★ Memes/texts/posts/etc. I reference often ★ Quotes/lyrics/songs ★ Aesthetic images ★ “Canon” material ★ Fan art ★ ANYTHING miscellaneous I feel inspires how I write my muse They’re still being added to…

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 1:47 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

Frank Lee Yugei · Mar 7, 2026 · 2:54 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ retweeted

Frank Lee Yugei@PiffWhiffleMar 7

Image from Frank Lee Yugei (@PiffWhiffle)

Natism

@NatismMar 4

what’s the best tweet of all time?

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✧ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:17 AM UTC

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✧@northstardollMar 8

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⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:31 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

Have you ever watched Mew Mew Kissy Cutie with your life on the line

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⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:36 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

“improvement” The ragebait worked I’m livid.

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

There is absolutely NO way people think MMKC2 was good. There were SO many dropped arcs from the original, and the plummet in its tone is just too typical of cartoons—like season 1 being episodic and fun, but suddenly, season 2 loses all of its identity as a show because there’s+

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

some kind of new threat introduced, or suddenly the big bad reveals a protag is the chosen one… Typically this only happens to cartoons that are under threat of being cancelled, but MMKC was a MASTERPIECE, with NO reason to cancel. They did NOT have to rush a whole serious arc,+

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ · Mar 8, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

⚙️ — 𝑫𝑹. 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝒀𝑺 .ᐟ@M4DSCIENCESMar 8

they did NOT have to kill every single character’s development from the first anime, and leaning on “it was a meta critique” as a crutch does NOT make the story any better than it actually was. Which is, by the way, a FLAMING HOT DUMPSTER FIRE. Don’t piss me off.