Husband to Nicola. Owner of Eric the Staffy. Lover of Xbox, Burnley FC, Electronic music and a good pint. Matt/Matthew #420
Burnley, Lancashire, UK
Joined November 2008
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Hey @OctopusEnergy seeing as your phone lines are only open Mon-Fri and during office hours and I also work during this time, I'd kinda hoped that someone would've picked up my email by now, but here we are...
How can I get assistance?
An expensive morning, but tickets secured for artists I've been wanting to see for years.
@jeanmicheljarre and @CHVRCHES in Manchester
Roll on 2027!
.@LancsPolice Can you explain what offence is occurring with someone waving a bed sheet?
Currently on holiday in Crete, and despite not particularly liking people smoking around me, it's actually refreshing to smell tobacco for 5 minutes or so, rather than the endless sickly sweet shite coming from the cancer usb sticks permanently hanging out of vape mongs' mouths.
I've said it numerous times this season and I'll say it again, the worse thing about all of this, is that I don't care in the slightest.
Nothing, not a jot.
#twitterclarets
Today is the first game of my 40th season of watching the Clarets and I have absolutely zero enthusiasm for it.
Hopefully, today we'll see a change in style, instead of 90mins of the back four passing between themselves and some actual attacking intent.
#twitterclarets
Jordan Henderson, gets himself booked and stretchered off the pitch as an unused sub.
That's got to be up there with one of the greatest individual World Cup performances of all time.
It's not often you get to say this as an England fan, but that was a fucking immense performance.
Plus a nice little win from a free bet.
Check out my first streamed song on Spotify: Tokyo by @whiteliesmusic. Go find out yours at Your Party of the Year(s)!
open.spotify.com/track/6fbgG…
Is it now a case of; act like a 3 year old, then that's how we'll treat you? 🙃 #twitterclarets
