I dunno why Tár can’t be in the next fast and furious movie. Just have them go to her Long Island childhood home and she’s like “Well well well, Dominic Torreto” and it turns out she’s been holding a supercar for him in her garage

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Michelle Catalano · Apr 5, 2023 · 12:35 AM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC115 Apr 2023

Breaking news:

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Michelle Catalano · Nov 30, 2022 · 4:34 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC1130 Nov 2022

Realizing I spent 100 hours of my life this year listening to @TalkinYanks

Michelle Catalano · Nov 5, 2022 · 7:12 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC115 Nov 2022

Breaking: I don’t have the gene that makes you talk to strangers at the pool on vacation

Michelle Catalano · Jun 4, 2022 · 3:25 AM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC114 Jun 2022

As a society, we don’t talk enough about Lucius Malfoy’s hair.

Edith Puthie · May 13, 2022 · 1:54 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano retweeted

Edith Puthie@malmxguinness13 May 2022

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

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Michelle Catalano · Apr 10, 2022 · 11:35 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC1110 Apr 2022

Me when anyone tries to show me a video on their phone

Michelle Catalano · Apr 9, 2022 · 1:48 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC119 Apr 2022

And I felt that.

Bryan Hoch ⚾️

@BryanHoch8 Apr 2022

Gerrit Cole said that the delayed start (1:12pm instead of 1:08pm) was "an unforeseen challenge" for him. "The festivities got a little away from the schedule," Cole said.

River Ave. Blues · Mar 14, 2022 · 2:55 AM UTC

Michelle Catalano retweeted

River Ave. Blues@RiverAveBlues14 Mar 2022

Yo soy Gary. We are all Gary. We will always be Gary.

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Michelle Catalano · Feb 11, 2022 · 4:56 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC1111 Feb 2022

Aspirational vibes

campbell g@rodeoman11 Feb 2022

pit at the waxahatchee show is crazy everyone’s doing the NYT crossword

Michelle Catalano · Feb 3, 2022 · 6:35 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC113 Feb 2022

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: yes, that’s when I was slinging fire political takes about The Masked Singer

Michelle Catalano · Jan 28, 2022 · 7:19 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano@MBC1128 Jan 2022

Every day I manifest never receiving another email again in my life

Christian Yelich · Jan 25, 2022 · 9:59 PM UTC

Michelle Catalano retweeted

Christian Yelich

@ChristianYelich25 Jan 2022

I may not be 100% up to speed but is there really a chain locked to a baseball somewhere? And if so what is stopping someone from simply lifting said lock off the baseball?