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May I never forget to be grateful, to the Most High, Almighty God. My life is nothing short of a scripted show from the Heavens. I give thanks. – at Ruiru, Kenya
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Ajax FC corporate email addresses:
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DM for a copy of the draft.
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The Gentleman, Mobland, This City is Ours, Kin, Slow Horses. The Us really cannot chat to the UK when it comes to crime dramas.
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I've muted that one. We lost him some time last week. Forward we go...Sisi Ndio Sifuna 💃🏾
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Huku Ukambani watu wamesema Kalonzo afanye kenye atafanya lakini Rais wa Sita wa taifa la Kenya ni Edwin Watenya Sifuna
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Ruto ordered for kenyans youths to be Shot on the Legs,Become immobile so that he can Import Youths from Europe to show kenyan Viwetes how beautiful it is to play with Healthy legs
If you Thought the Biblical satan is Evil,,,you haven't Met William Ruto!
Ruto is unacceptable
Franz Kafka, AKA (Monkey Beats) retweeted
Welcome to kenya aplace where president kills innocent people foreigners are being robbed and killed by goons besides there is outbreak of ebola
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️
Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam.
🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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Ruto thought the announcement will be recieved with a lot of excitement. The backlash is at another level. Hata bloggers wake wanashindwa kumtetea. Anyways, msimamo wetu bado ni Wantam.
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Cutting down tens of thousands of hectares of whichever forest for whichever reason in a country with 6% forest cover is treasonous.
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go underground.
not everything requires umati. some just mbogi.
go underground.
EXCLUSIVE: Police in Kilifi have blocked the screening of Kenyan documentary The People Shall at the ongoing Kilifi Creek Festival.
Released in 2025, the documentary feature captures Kenya’s Gen Z protests against the Finance Bill 2024 through seven powerful voices from the youth-led uprising, united by grief, rage and digital resistance.
Read more below.
sinemafocus.com/the-people-s…
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As a student of Sociology who has spent his time studying human behavior. DP Ruto presidency which I hope never happens will be Lethal than Moi's. You should pay attention on how he responds to criticism, how he acts when angry, how he lies in plain sight etc. Itakuwa mazishi.
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Kenya is quite the paradox. Our refugee camps shelter people fleeing wars in neighbouring countries, while our posh estates are home to the families of the very warlords accused of driving them from their homes.
The victims seek refuge here. So do the families of their tormentors. From the 70s to now. Whenever there is a humanitarian crisis in Rwanda, South Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Sudan, Uganda...
You can guarantee that you will bump into wives and children of 'persons of interest' living their best lives in uptown Nairobi malls and schools
Succession jitters send Uganda’s elite house-hunting in neighbouring Nairobi.
theeastafrican.co.ke/tea/opi…
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2027 ata usipoachieve anything in life just know that Sifuna is an achievement.
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As a Kenyan I want the best for my country,kenya is the only tribe I know infact my mother tongue will end with me..I will not allow my kids to see otieno,njoroge,wafula,kipchirir,musyoka,Mohammed,omosa as there enemies.they belong to same tribe kenya
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Kenyans in the diaspora
Especially the ones in the USA
Its your turn to come together and help save the country
#SifunaThe6th
#SifunaTheSixth
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Rigathi Gachagua on Edwin sifuna, the man is God sent.
Everyone should be ready to support him.💯💪
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In 1974 Mobutu used more than $10 million to organize and finance the Rumble in the Jungle heavy-weight boxing match between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman at Stade du 20 Mai.
The event was attended by some 60,000 people which gave Mobutu a perfect propaganda opportunity to entrench himself and his rule.
54 years later, Ruto, often called Mobutu ya Kilgoris has also decided to pick from the same playbook, using more than kshs 790 million to host an inaugural friendly football game in Talanta Stadium Nairobi between Bayern Munich and Ajax.
Like Mobutu, Ruto is also expected to take advantage of that event and use it as a propaganda platform and tool to try cleaning his soiled image and reputation of his failed presidency.
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
































