Backor McLaughlin

My girlfriends best friend told me “You might not be in the wedding, but I will be” and I’ve never been put in my place harder

Stadium in Brazil: no green NFL: how about 2 Green teams and we paint the line of scrimmage green?

Update: I’m gonna be in the wedding too

You don’t have to give out any buckles you don’t have for your show if you “win” all the buckles #pigroyalty

Wow, JJ you totally missed the opportunity for “Watt a guy”

instagram.com/p/Bo7RaqQlchw/… Dave you can have your people call my people.

And I’ll say I’m not Trump’s #1 fan. He took rights from trans people and they are people too. American citizens too. But I would say the left is just as much after fundamental rights. 2nd amendment? It’s listed as a fundamental right in the constitution.

ALSO let’s not forget how Joe Biden treated Swine Flu. Over 60 million infected? If it was as fatal as Covid, 2 million Americans would’ve died. Former staff members on Biden’s team said they had no clue what they were doing.

Australia also had 1.21 Million people die of the virus, and 47.4 million infected. Opposed to the US’s 9.5 million infected and 200k dead. Australia more than likely took to herd immunity and that’s why so many caught it and way more dead.

Wow a major sports team cheated? The year they won? It’s almost like every single sports team cheats, but no one cares calls a loser out for cheating.

New quarantine idea: everyone get remote control helicopters and get good at flying inside. When this is all over we’ll have some sick indoor obstacle races, and the ability to fetch beer from the other room!

Tom Brady really admitted to smoking weed in high school on Howard Stern this morning. Can the man get any more perfect

Ozzy Ousborne bit a bats head off and didn’t catch shit. Whoever ate a bat and caused this is a chump

I blame all the girls that put “2020 has big shoes to fill” on social media for everything that has happened in 2020.

Tom please be setting up for the greatest April Fools prank please

You can’t prove that the world has gotten any better since Harambe was shot. It’s all been down hill from there

Ran into @CGillaspia at the rodeo. Didn’t want to bother him asking for a pic, then he offered to take one! Hell of a guy

Imagine having to do this every time you get in your truck... why

I called to order breakfast tacos and when she asked from my name I said it and spelled it out and the lady just goes “Okay Dustin”