former gifted kid, current messy adult, two feisty pups’ hooman, and @_bonewizard’s excuse to not go to parties. full of wishes, devoid of energy. she/her.
Joined April 2021
- Tweets7.2K
- Following397
- Followers941
- Likes51.5K
missus bone retweeted
Heard from a Republican on the hill:
“What are Republicans going to do to smear Tim Walz, run negative ads that he lifted 33% of all Minnesota’s poor children from poverty?”
😂😂😂
They are f*cked.
missus bone retweeted
It was 1999.
The previous year, Matthew Shepard, just 21, had been beaten, tortured, and left to die on a fence post in Laramie, Wyoming because he was openly-gay.
(thread)
missus bone retweeted
I’d like to say as someone who in 2016 was 14 years old, I have to ask the adults of America how did you let this happen?
How could you do this to us? I don’t understand. I simply do not understand.
missus bone retweeted
This decision is so bad. Winning this election has never been so important. If Trump were to win, the Supreme Court just gave him the go ahead to do whatever the hell he wants.
missus bone retweeted
Big thanks again to everyone who just couldn't bring themselves to vote for the email lady. Well done.
I’m not saying Biden is the best President we’ve ever had, but is it possible that you think he hasn’t accomplished anything because Trump made sure we heard about every time he sneezed?
2
10
411
What does it say about my parenting skills if my newborn will only stop crying if I blast @Eminem’s the Real Slim Shady
10
41
1,928
missus bone retweeted
Feels like a lot of the world’s problems could be solved if good people could see themselves in the ways that those that love them see them
missus bone retweeted
This one took a while largely because I kept going back and forth on what to include and what to take out but hopefully this offers people some answers:
Some vaccines are one-and-done. Why aren't they all?, by @ENirenberg open.substack.com/pub/deplat…
missus bone retweeted
It’s very interesting that the people who watch Tucker Carlson and presumably purport to hold as foremost the sacrosanct value of the nuclear family will credulously latch onto a literal biological impossibility so that they can hide their infidelity.
So, theoretically, if I’m in my second trimester but I just got my COVID booster and my flu shot, HOW DO I SLEEP ON MY SIDE WITHOUT MY ARM KILLING ME k thx bye
*also protected bc I really don’t have the patience for antivaxxers today
15
45
1,013
missus bone retweeted
She believed she could but it was uncompensated, non promotable work she had no interest in so she set a reasonable boundary, protected her time, and said no.
missus bone retweeted
Really looking forward to the part where we succeed at getting to net zero carbon emissions and then a bunch of weirdo pundits are like “See, the world didn’t end! I told you climate change was a fake issue.”
Pulling up to the gas station in my car.
Bone: “don’t you ever tweet about me again.”
Can’t believe that @_bonewizard didn’t read my mind and I had to go pump my own gas today smh
1
13
1,437
missus bone retweeted
Hey @bluecrossidaho do your job please. Immediately. Like right now.
1/Please share this thread on behalf of my physician colleague, Eunice Stallman, who is facing the nightmare of her 9mo daughter, Zoey, being diagnosed with brain cancer several weeks ago. @BlueCrossIdaho has added to their anguish by obstructing access to vital treatment.
Me, smugly: “Well maybe you should explore that possibility”
@DruvBhagavan : “YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF SHUTTING UP!!!!”
3
24
1,414