Storyteller | Teacher
Knoxville, TN
Joined April 2010
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"Bad times, hard times, this is what people keep saying; but let us live well, and times shall be good. We are the times: Such as we are, such are the times."
- Augustine of Hippo, like 1600 years ago
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Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?
Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42
Tester:
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If you’re an @audible_com member and have been looking for a good time to try #TheReckoners trilogy, Steelheart, Firefight, and Calamity are all included in Audible’s Great Beginnings sale which ends tonight.
Michael Caleb retweeted
i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.
"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.
what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day!
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Huzzah! We have a release date for #Stormlight 4!
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The illness is not your fault.
Better days ARE ahead.
You CAN and WILL feel better with treatment.
Your loved ones want you here and need you here.
You belong here.
One day at a time. Progress not perfection.
You are loved!
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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*after long list of horrifying possible side effects*
Ask your doctor if JavaScript is right for you.
Michael Caleb retweeted
I used to watch Hootie and the Blowfish and Presidents of the USA videos on MTV when my mom went out in the morning to milk the goats.
None of that sentence is made up. #veryhomeschooled
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Share your sketches with the tag #sketchnotechallenge As an added bonus, follow me, retweet the challenge, and every sketch you share with #sketchnotechallenge will enter you into a chance to win an avatar drawing! I’ll be giving one away every few days of the 30-day challenge 😎
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Fun for the whole team!
ALT Debugging: the classic mystery game where you are the detective, the victim, and the murderer!
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You are more than the lies you've been told, the fears in your head, and the mistakes you've made. You are capable of more than you realize! Hope you have an awesome week and do amazing things!
Michael Caleb retweeted
You know what the movie and this church clearly have in common? They both lack vision.
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Thank you #codestock for coming to my new and improved talk on drawing! Here are the slides and resources I promised to help you get started! reverentgeek.com/how-to-be-a…