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Hasssss anyone seen David Walliams! Ratburger Gangster Granny Computer says no Golden buzzer Cage fighter from England or Pakistan Can you hearrrr me cage fighter from England or Pakistan. You’re gonna take one hell of a beating. #davidwalliams

Guess the away pub patriots. #beer #utb

Jobe Bellingham being selected only because of his brother. The bloke is so average,Marcus Tavernier robbed. #ThreeLions

Boro are like humans. Nothing without Willy. #utb

Pompey were given 2,500 for Southampton away this season. We get 2,000 make it make sense! #UTB #sfc

Should Will Lankshear get the call up this Friday from Tuchel? As a biased boro fan I say yes. #UTB #England

Reduced allocation, someone say shit yourselves?

Going to sleep thanking my lucky stars we chose to pay 100million for Lankshear and not 6 million for dobbin. #utb

Day out with the rangers boys @HLH_QPR @FinnCranmer2

Happy Friday unless your a Charlton fan. You are getting it tomorrow. Welcome to the Will Lankshear penitentiary. #utb

My boy scored 🥹

Patrick Stewart Dead.

Countries based on how much I like them, don’t be offended but if your are SYM

Middlesbroughs next 5 games predictions. Charlton (H) - 3-1 W Wrexham (A) -0-3 W Watford (A) - 1-2 W Bristol (H) - 2-2 D Swansea (H) 4-1 W Easy next 5 with exception of our bogey team. #utb #EFL

Southampton for soccar Saturday. Any saints fans who fancy it reply. Utfb

Soccar Saturday ready. Roll on Grimsby.

Good morning William Terrance Lankshear.

Thanks for turning up Bolton. You’re getting whacked by the Willy whacked by the Willy. #utb #bwfc

I’m in the Friday club yisss. Great lager. #beer

EFL CHAMPIONSHIP home fans ranked on personal experience. #UTB #PFC #MFC #EFL