Utah Sports Fan. 90% Satire 10% Ball Knowledge

Utah, USA
Joined January 2013
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The Jazz lookin real good out there👀👀 Still early, but I’m glad no one freaked out after game 1 of 82. That woulda been embarrassing #TakeNote
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Why are Duke and Kansas basketball playing on a random Sunday afternoon????
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Whoa is this real? I’m just glad they’re happy
Babe wake up another ai video of the coaches singing just dropped for week 8
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A successful hate watch, finally
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BYU as the number 2 team in the country
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byu and UCF is actually a way better game than I thought it would be😂😂
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byu getting away with a face mask is unbelievable lmao
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The Whittingham/Beck experience isn’t for everyone apparently
I HATE JASON BECK SO MUCH. HE’S MAKING MY DOG UPSET
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Texas Tech SUCKS. Maybe the haters were right about the Big 12
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This is very relatable, I’d do this exact same thing if I was rich. Catch me at every Jazz game like I was Spike Lee chirpin the players
James Goldstein is a millionaire NBA superfan who reportedly spends over $500,000 a year on courtside seats.
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One thing we can all agree on: Comparing crowd sizes or pre-game attendance is without a doubt the dumbest part of rivalry banter
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Nick Saban at the Delta Center. Unreal
The college football weekend started early at tonight’s @utahjazz game!
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Refs hate fun.
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read books
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I can’t wait for tomorrow. It’s been 1,636 days since the Jazz last played to win. WE’VE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL AND IT’S NOT A MOVING TRAIN!!!!
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I am very excited for the NBA to be back. I understand the criticisms but I love it. Gonna really try and watch as many games as I can this year.
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How do I tell my wife that I can’t go to a pumpkin patch on Friday with my family (her in laws) because I have to go to the Jazz home opener? Like how good do the seats have to be? Has to at least be lower bowl, right?
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The Utah Mammoths
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