just Mary Katherine

Hi! @Meta, I am a creator on your platform (ten years as an author) and I hate to do things this way, but I am a single mom still waiting on a $7,000 paycheck that I am owed...can someone please help me get in touch with a human?

Thanks y’all. My substack is free ❤️ substack.com/@marykatherineb…

You should write a book. substack.com/profile/1280273…

It really is starting to feel like Millennials are the “I escaped a cult” generation…

I love Jesus, but His fan Club is the Worst. I’m embarrassed to be a member sometimes. open.substack.com/pub/maryka…

Did anybody accidentally discover they were Methodist? 😂

This morning I decided to do something fun with the kids. So we went to the pool, where my daughter discovered a used condom at the volley ball court, filled it with water and told everyone on the pool deck that it was her new “squishy”.

AHEM. Point of clarification? How does Ron intend to “destroy” an entire political ideology? My God, America. Words matter. They absolutely HAVE to matter. Have we learned nothing from History books at all? These are the words of a dangerous man.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did today when MTG called order in the House and everyone I mean everyone laughed.

I swear kids really do think we were born old.

So proud of my hometown. #2 on this list but #1 in my heart.

I am a Christian mom & I reject purity culture. I will not teach my children that their bodies belong to other people. #substack open.substack.com/pub/maryka…

We all need that one friend 😂

We should LOVE people & USE money. Not the other way around.

Be the chaotic good you wish to see in the world.

Listen up, Uber Eats. I would really appreciate it if you would dispatch a different driver every now and then during my Stress Eating Shame Spirals. You know, mix it up a bit? Kenneth brought me lunch like two hours ago, and I don't think I can look him in the eye just yet.

One time I got in a rap battle with a Mormon missionary and when it was my turn I said “More like the Latter Day AINTS” and everyone screamed and I haven’t been the same ever since.

When I was in 6th grade, I was selected for the Duke Talent Identification Program. Tonight, I learned that a microwave doesn’t get hot unless there’s something inside it. shout out to all the formerly gifted kids who didn’t live up to their potential 🫠