It’s fun being my friend

Talk about an oxymoron

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The NYC rent increases are getting really out of hand

Who do you think is gonna make it to hometowns?

Help! I’m Trapped in a Neighborhood Facebook Group

I wonder how many “look at this line!” photos I’ve been in this week

If you saw me on the Q train wearing two different boots…… no u didn’t

Said “omg it’s so loud” at a concert tonight so yes I’m ready to drain my 401(k)

There are only two options when I see someone who looks familiar: an actor or a local bartender

Technical difficulties or shitty creative feedback?

Yesterday I had to explain a TikTok trend by singing Dua Lipa to 12 people on Zoom and I still haven’t recovered

Left the bowling alley last night and made it halfway down the block before I realized I still had the shoes on

Thinkin’ bout the time I saw my lawyer from jury duty on Hinge

Nail salon fully playing the 2018 Gymnastics World Championships as if it were the Olympics live - do we think they know?

A medical professional told me my eyes aren’t great at producing tears so now I finally have something to blame for my lack of emotions

The TSA guy just timed me as I chugged my water bottle I think I need an intervention