MLS parody account. Nothing I say is real or true. just for fun.
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🚨🇵🇱Inter Miami star, Lukasz Szpala, comes off the pitch with an acl tore in tonight’s leagues cup game.
This is unfortunately a huge loss for inter Miami as they are missing their best player for the rest of the season. 🚨🇵🇱
[Source: @MLSMoves]
How Polish people thinks scouting works
😬Julian Zakrzewski-Hall coraz dalej od reprezentacji Polski! 🇵🇱
🇺🇸 18-letni napastnik New York Red Bulls, którego mama jest Polką, rozegrał już 4 mecze dla USA i zdobył 3 gole.
🗣️ Maciej Chorążyk: „Mała szansa, że zagra dla Polski. Dalej zostawia otwartą furtkę, ale Amerykanie położyli na nim rękę”.
ℹ️ Kanał Sportowy
WATCH: Future Orlando City player Antoine Griezmann plays his last ever tournament knockout game as a professional player.
🚨BREAKING 🚨 FC Cincinnati and Brazilian player Neymar Jr. have reportedly made an agreement last night 🇧🇷
Both parties have agreed that Neymar will NOT be going to Cincinnati 👀👀
#CFMTL Montreal when they’re up against New York based teams 📍
🚨🇲🇽 Inter Miami’s latest signing Germán Berterame will be put on sale this summer. 🇲🇽🚨
According to a secret source, he is not apart of Messi’s plans for the future. #IMCF
#TFCLive are the longest unbeaten in the MLS as of right now. This is their run 😭
🚨🇺🇸 Inter Miami is finalizing a deal to sign world class former Atlanta United winger, Andrew Carleton. 🇺🇸🚨
Deal set until the end of 2026 with options for extension ✍️
[Source: @andrewcarleton7]
Inter Miami “fans” has been seen converting to Seattle Sounders after getting whooped in the leagues cup final. Despite their great loyalty to Messi, they decide to join the greater side.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Major League Soccer has beaten their transfer spending record this year by a MASSIVE margin of $1 BILLION! 😱
This record beats the likes of LaLiga, Bundesliga, and even the Saudi League. This is an insane factor of the Messi effect.
[Source: @tombooger]
Guess that substitution worked out
🚨🇵🇱Inter Miami star, Lukasz Szpala, comes off the pitch with an acl tore in tonight’s leagues cup game.
This is unfortunately a huge loss for inter Miami as they are missing their best player for the rest of the season. 🚨🇵🇱
[Source: @MLSMoves]
MLS League Satire retweeted
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Son Heung-Min has been left out of the USMNT 🇺🇸 September camp squad
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
🦩🇦🇷Lionel Messi will be unavailable against #OCSC after accidentally stubbing his toe 17 times on a door this morning.
He will be back in training tomorrow. 🇦🇷
[Source: @intermiami]
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The florida RIVALRY between inter Miami and Orlando City in leagues cup SF today will be played with a round ball 😱
[Source: @tombogert]
