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HubzzHQ
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Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
These new gen traders will never know what it was like being down 80% after the first initial pump and everyone in the tg VC amped and bagworking back to all time high.
These new gen traders will never know the feeling of a 24/7 X spaces running after a token gets CTO’d.
These new gen traders will never know the feeling of joining a new tg and the buy bot is going off the rails because a major catalyst just happened and everyone’s going berserk.
These new gen traders will never have the delusional belief that 1 house coin = 1 house.
Crypto meme coins were always meant to buck the system. To stick it to traditional finance. The same system that’s fucked over so many. A decentralized way to even the playing field.
But somewhere along the way we lost our delusion and just began rotating.
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Only 1 coin passed $100M since PumpSwap organically and even that's suspicious.
Technically both solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump and solana:a3W4qutoEJA4232T2gwZUfgYJTetr96pU4SJMwppump had giant supply control so they don't count.
Pump's greed keep killing us.
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
FUNNIEST THING EVER
Pumpfun replying to my chart with AI slop and forgot to remove part of the chat that says they ARE MORE EXTRACTIVE
"But my version of the graphic alone does not address the underlying claim that Pumpswap is far more extractive"
Saved the sceenshot here before got deleted
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Finally, the launchpad for the people.
We give you a genuine opportunity to remove the cancer that exists within our ecosystem.
Our coins will go infinitely higher than any pumpfun launch, we just need more attention.
Because a coin genuinely can not be vamped on our platform, so coins can go HIGHER.
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Let that sink in. The reason why we don't have runners on Pumpfun is simple.
Pumpswap
Back in the day before Pumpswap compared to Todays Pumpswap.
Don't tell me Pumpfun is good. It's a full Extraction.
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Furnace is coming to Raydium LaunchLab, with our own platform and our own rules.
Today every Furnace coin launches on pump.fun. That stays. Next to it, you will be able to launch a Furnace coin on Raydium LaunchLab, on a platform we run, with the Furnace protocol built into it from the first trade.
Why we are doing it
Stock-paired coins are one of the biggest things on Solana right now: coins traded against tokenized stocks like SPYx, NVDAx or TSLAx instead of SOL. They run on Raydium LaunchLab.
But look at where the fees go. On the best-known stock launchpad, the creator's fee on-chain is zero. Every fee lands in the platform's wallet first, and the creator's share is forwarded later, off-chain, on the platform's terms. Holders get nothing from it, and nobody can check on-chain that it will keep happening.
We want stock-paired coins to work like every Furnace coin.
How it will work
The coin's vault is the creator. On LaunchLab the creator of a coin is set at launch and can never be changed, and only the creator can claim its fees. On the Furnace platform, the creator of every coin will be that coin's own vault in the Furnace program, an address with no private key. Only the program can claim those fees, and it can only send them where the coin's split says.
Fees fixed at launch. The split of a coin's fees is written on-chain when it launches and cannot be changed later, not by the dev and not by us.
The same Furnace rules. Holders paid, the coin bought back and burned, $FURN burned, snipers and bundles excluded from payouts. Exactly like a Furnace coin on pump.fun today.
What you get as a trader or a holder
Pairs beyond SOL. Launch or trade coins paired with SOL, USDC, tokenized stocks and pre-IPO tokens.
Fees you can verify. Open any coin and check on-chain who its creator is and where its fees go. On Furnace, the answer is always the coin itself.
A coin that keeps paying. Every trade feeds the coin's own vault, before and after it graduates to a Raydium pool.
One place to trade it. Chart, live trades and Buy / Sell on furnace.cash, with the same 0.1% terminal fee that burns $FURN.
What you get as a dev
Your coin launches on Raydium with a story holders can trust from block one: fees locked, buybacks automatic, nothing for you to promise because nothing can be changed.
What comes next
We test the whole cycle on a copy of mainnet first: launch, trades, fees into the vault, buyback and burn, graduation. Then the Furnace program gets its upgrade on-chain, and the first coins go live on the Furnace platform.
pump.fun launches keep working the whole time.
furnace.cash
#Solana #Raydium #LaunchLab #memecoins #FURN
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
My petition to hold @pumpfun accountable is blowing up sign to hold them accountable for all our losses as pump fun is a monstrous liquidity extraction machine designed to drain liquidity en mass from retail investors
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Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
The reason there is no pumpfun competitor is because they monopolised Launchpads.
They have so much money they just control the narrative through paid puppets.
But here are the facts.
They have made nearly $1B from the trenches.
They promised you an airdrop, that never came.
The top 25 deployers alone have extracted $130,000,000, not to mention all of the mass extraction, with no features to prevent or at least make it better.
The ONLY way is to stop using the platform until they actually give a fuck about users.
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
memecoins have been replaced with so many evildoers that course sellers look like nice guys
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Market is complete garbage, meanwhile "let's turbo destruct the whole thing"
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
You guys normalize getting scammed.
3 years ago, if a founder rugged a project, everyone would post about him and he’d get blacklisted and couldn’t do anything else.
Now someone is scamming you daily and making millions every month from your money.
NGL, if you keep following and supporting him, you’re part of the problem
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
Like me or hate me, I've been here since pumpfun ever existed. I'm probably the oldest dev on pumpfun still active to this day you can check my profile.
I am worried. Trenches changed in a bad way. At this pace, we will vanish just like NFTs did. We need a new movement/cult to change things in our space!
pump.fun/profile/5SW7p56x22L…
> Memecoins turned into attention markets and Slop tek
> Every coin running is a crimed larp full of insiders.
> KOLs used to blast tokens to earn respect now we send them more money for free.
> We used to run simple memes now if something isn't viral across the whole planet it tops at 50k.
> Launchpads are fighting and paying for FUD campaigns against their competitors.
> FOMO is MEVing their own users.
> Photon and Bullx extracted 9 figs and exited the market.
> Pumpfun never airdropped (promised >1y ago)
> Axiom had an employee using insider information to print 6 figs.
> Kimchi never made 40M$ it's a massive marketing campaign from pumpfun and a lie.
> OTC extracted 7 figs by keeping 20% of all pumpfun volume and pockets the fees never paid from dead tokens
> Usepaid pretended to send X money to thousands of users but ended up pocketing ~80% of the total volume generated and is preparing their exit.
> Pumpfun rewards system is even more greedy with their unlimited resources.
> Pumpfun controls 80% of $PUMP supply and is buying back and burning pretending to boost their token meanwhile they just exit taxes and pump their own holdings while selling from side wallets and washing money. This is also the reason they haven't airdropped yet.
> All major celebrities, presidents and some countries extracted our hard earned money without shame and exited the market.
What happened to the game I love? When is this gonna stop?
knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-…
We need a hard reset. We need a change. I am tired of this market and I'm sure every OG in this space thinks the same way.
$GAME is a movement. A cult.
Pair your coins to $GAME to support us and we will support you back!
Teddy Marv.(HBZ) retweeted
FROM TODAY ON, I'M NEVER BUYING ANOTHER PUMPFUN COIN.
WHO IS WITH ME?
If you want things to change, YOU HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO TAKE ACTION.
Our grandfathers went on strike. They refused to work. They blocked the streets. They stood together because they knew that NOTHING would change unless they forced it to.
And what about us? Are we just gonna keep complaining while feeding the same system that's fucking us over?
SHOW SOME BALLS.
You have the power to make a difference. WE ALL DO.
But this only works if we stand UNITED.
STOP BUYING PUMPFUN COINS.
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE.
