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Kampala
Joined January 2013
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
If you ever banked with StanChart Uganda, you know the bar was set annoyingly high. An app that just worked. A Visa card that crossed borders without seeking clearance. Charges that didn't arrive with mysterious relatives. Anyway, I'm back in the market. Sell me your bank. What's genuinely good about it?
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Empologoma eri Wankulukuku Muteesa II Stadium. #MasazaFinals2026
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Let me make this very clear for the world. General Otafiire is another uncle of mine. He is a close comrade of my father. I will never fight him.
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Oluyimba lw'Eggwanga luggyayo ebiruubirirwa n'omwoyo gw'Eggwanga, lulina okuyimbibwa obulungi n'amakulu gaalwo okuvaayo obulungi. – at Kampala, Uganda
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
How the giraffe will ‘enjoy’ the money that has been contributed by its current and potential customers.
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
IHK provides meals to its admitted patients, which are then billed to the patient. After assessing this arrangement, URA said the hospital has to pay Shs 356m as VAT on these meals. IHK protested & went to the Tax Appeals Tribunal. URA lost. @BbegMedia l1nq.com/dtnflj4
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
APPEAL Those who have my phone number, kindly do not give it out to every person looking for help with school fees. Much as I understand the desperation and wish I could help, I am only an individual human, I cannot handle the entire country’s needs for help. Over 10 to 15 people call me in a day asking for help with fees, sickness, jobs, food and so on … So, when I cannot help, please understand. Today a lady called literally crying about her daughter left with two years of Medicine at KIU, but now totally stranded. I explained that I could not help, but she insisted pleading in tears: ‘May God touch your heart not to leave me like this sir …’. I could feel the pain in her voice, and I was pained too. But I wish I was more than me.
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Kano ke kasolo akayitibwa enkodomali (armadillo). Waliwo n’enjogera ekakwatako naye ezitowa ku lulimi
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Bannange "A PhD from @Makerere is an international ID that you went to school" I thought I was bad till I heard @byaks say this today!
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Bachelors in forestry akolaki Banange 😢
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Am sure you must all be wondering why all houses in this village are similar, this is a group of tomato farmers in Kakyika, Kashenshero village Mbarara City North They all plant tomatoes this season after selling they build for one person,the next season they build for another person like that coz the government failed them This village is just 5km from the main highway but it has no water,electricity,school, network or even church 🥹💔💔 during such a rainy season you find residents getting stagnant water and it’s the one they use for domestic work 💔💔 What pained me most is that you find posters of people contesting on their houses now l sit and wonder what do those leaders exactly help them ????
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
I was meeting a potential partner I’d admired for years. On paper, he was a genius. In person, he was a nightmare. ​The moment we sat down, the waitress brought him the wrong milk for his coffee. ​He didn't just ask for a fix. He humiliated her. ​He spent 5 minutes explaining why her "lack of attention to detail" was why she’d always be a server. He was loud. He was cruel. He looked at me for a laugh. ​I didn't laugh. ​I realized: If this is how he treats someone who can do nothing for him, imagine how he’ll treat me the moment a deal goes sideways. ​Character isn't what people do when things are perfect. It’s what they do when things are "inconvenient." ​I stood up, paid for both coffees, and told him the deal was off. ​My inbox is currently full of him calling me "unprofessional" and "weak." ​But I’ve learned the hard way: No amount of money is worth a toxic partnership. You can't do a good deal with a bad person. ~ anonymous
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Replying to @SenateForeign
@SenateForeign The constant threats of sanctions against our CDF, @mkainerugaba, by the office of the chairman of our the foreign relations committee of the senate of the United States have become increasingly nauseating. They seem driven by a deliberate and sustained desire to find some fault and get even with Gen Muhoozi. The CDF tweeted, based on available intelligence, that the US embassy in Kampala was involved with the opposition helping Bobi Wine escape. When corrected, and after talking to the USA ambassador, he deleted the tweets and apologized for the mistake. Yet the office of the chairman of the foreign relations committee of the USA senate, whose account is managed by a one JT (apparently an anti Uganda and anti MK staffer to the senator) then issued fresh tweet threatening sanctions. First the CDF doesn’t mind USA sanctions. The USA has sanctioned Nelson Mandela, bugged Martin Luther King Jr, killed Patrice Lumumba, overthrown Kwame Nkrumah and much worse. Progressive Africa does not expect any gifts from Washington. What is nauseating is this constant use of threats as if we are children supposed to be managed by some white overload as was in the colonial period. Uganda’s internal politics need to be left to Ugandans. Through our constant disagreements, political struggles, negotiations and compromises, we shall find our way. The involvement of foreign actors undermines this internal play for political forces and turns our country into a playground for foreign interests. Dear senator, your country is on the verge of civil war. Can you please focus your attention on its internal problems and leave Uganda alone?
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The United States has signaled it may reassess its relationship with Uganda following controversial remarks by the country’s army chief, General Muhoozi Kainerugaba. US Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairperson Jim Risch, in a post on X, said Muhoozi, Uganda’s Chief of Defence Forces, had crossed a line with his statements, prompting Washington to consider reviewing its security partnership with Kampala. “The commander has crossed a red line, and now the US must reevaluate its security partnership, which includes sanctions and military cooperation with Uganda,” Risch said, accusing Kainerugaba of deleting posts and issuing what he called “hollow apologies.” ow.ly/tfye50Y6OCU
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
When a woman is letting you go, she doesn’t announce it she shows it. First comes silence. She speaks less because she has explained herself too many times without being heard. Then comes distance, not from lack of love, but from emotional exhaustion. She has cried enough, overthought enough, and carried the weight alone.The arguing stops, not because things are fixed, but because she is tired of fighting for someone who isn’t fighting with her. She no longer dreams with you. The future plans fade. She begins filling the emotional void with friends, work, and moments of peace elsewhere.Intimacy slowly disappears. Touch feels distant. Connection feels forced. And then she becomes strangely calm no anger, no demands, no tears. That calm is not happiness; it is closure. By the time you notice, she is already emotionally gone. Because when a woman stops fighting for the relationship, she has started fighting for herself.
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
American actor Tyrese Gibson [he of Fast & Furious) call to Black men worldwide to get serious about generational wealth, and how sacrifice without structure often leaves families exposed: “[Black men] show up. We keep food on the table. We raise children into teens, teens into adults, adults into legacy… “Too often, when the head of the household is gone, there’s nothing left behind. No assets. No ownership. No blueprint. No inheritance. That has to change. “Generational wealth is not a dream — it’s a responsibility. Something tangible must remain when we’re long gone. That work starts now.” .@AlowoMatovu ghanaplus.com/showbiz/tyrese…
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Michael Mbogga retweeted
Marrying the wrong person can dismantle your life piece by piece. Not overnight. Slowly, publicly, and irreversibly. Prince Harry is a textbook example. Before marriage, he had family protection, public goodwill, purpose, and relevance. He was flawed but anchored. After marriage, he became isolated from his family, estranged from his country, dependent on grievance for income, and reduced to a mouthpiece for someone else’s vendettas. This is what the wrong marriage does. It rewrites your reality. It convinces you that everyone who loved you is the enemy. It reframes accountability as persecution. It replaces growth with resentment and identity with victimhood. Harry didn’t just marry a person. He married a worldview built on entitlement, constant conflict, and emotional manipulation. And once you buy into that, you burn bridges you can never rebuild. Love should make you stronger, clearer, and more grounded. If it makes you bitter, defensive, & permanently at war with your past, it is not love. It is self destruction with a ring on it. Harry chose poorly. And the cost has been his dignity, his family, and his future.
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In 1977-1978, Uganda Airlines flew 42 plane loads of cattle from Stansted Airport: 2,700 Friesians, 300 Guernseys with bulls, Hereford bulls for Nshara Ranch and 1 Simmental bull to kickstart Uganda’s dairy sector. A young John Magnay is in the picture.
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The Curse Of The Kitenge, Beauty Creams, And Baskets At The African Trade Show Just done a column in .@NationAfrica on African expos/exhibitions. They are by and large an endless, soul-crushing loop of the same few things, no matter the African country. Yes, the brightly patterned (Ankara, Kitenge, Kente, Masaai blankets, Mlifa, Biskri etc) are beautiful. The hand-woven baskets are authentic. The small-batch curry powders smell wonderful. The vials of essential oils and tubs of petroleum jelly are the lifeblood of someone's honest hustle. And those ubiquitous metal pans? They are robust, they cook the beans. But let us be serious - and politically incorrect. These things, the very foundation of our informal economy, have become a beautiful, brightly coloured intellectual trap. They confirm, year after year, the narrative of the “Exotic, Developing Africa”; a continent stuck in the handicraft and primary product bracket. You walk through the halls of “Innovation” and what do you see? Not modular, locally-designed solar panels that could electrify the village, or locally-assembled lithium batteries to store the juice. You don't see affordable, locally-made diagnostic ultrasound machines or simple ventilators for our under-equipped hospitals. Where is industrial-grade PVC piping, or the high-grade fertiliser formulation that would allow us to build and feed ourselves without waiting for a container ship from Shenzhen? We are selling beautiful souvenirs, and the rest of the world is trading in assets and capabilities. We are so far down the manufacturing chain that we notice with horror we didn't even have to mention the heavy stuff: the MRI machines that see into the body or the industrial robotics that automate the factories. Until we start seeing trade expos dominated by fridge compressors, flat-screen TV displays, motherboards, and locally-engineered water purification systems, we are merely hosting a market for well-meaning tourists and not a serious trade platform. We are celebrating the past, while the future waits outside the tent, holding a power drill. And that is why we will remain at the bottom, smelling richly of shea butter and groundnuts, beautifully dressed, but perpetually borrowing the tools to build our own house. (Full article, “We’re Maasai blanket prisoners”, nation.africa/kenya/blogs-op…)
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