Winner of Last Comic Standing 2017!!!
New York, NY
Joined March 2007
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Check out Netflix's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZM8mpvqxx/ @Hertz @Enterprise @uhaul @BudgetRentalJA #reservations #seinfeld
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say one nice thing about @jarule well he is alive @50cent @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow #falseadvertising #fyrefestival #fyrefraud #bahamas
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Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 0760 6293 8712! #pokemongo #trainercode #pokemon @PokemonGoApp @Pokemon @NintendoAmerica #pokemon #letsbefriends #friendcode
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Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 0427 6861 1486! #pokemon #pokemongo @NintendoAmerica @NintendoEurope @PokemonGoApp @Pokemon #trainercode #friendcode #gottacatchthemall
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Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 8203 3884 4059! #pokemongo #pokemon #trainercode #friendcode #catchthemall @PokemonGoApp @Pokemon @NintendoAmerica @NintendoUK #japanese #pocketmonsters
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Today would have been Malcolm X's 96th birthday. Imagine how different we’d be today as a country, if people had tried to implement some of the changes that he proposed. We’re still fighting the same fights that he and others fought in his day. Rest in power.
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On this day in 1925, Muslim minister and human rights activist, Malcolm X was born. Gone, but not forgotten.
Rest in Power.
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Paul Mooney, Pioneering Comic and Actor, Dies 79 thr.cm/qMMZluE
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@FedEx @FedExHelp show me your delivery truck? #stolenbyfedexdriver #liar #thief he stole my iphone @apple @visiblecare @visible #nosignature #nevercametomyhouse 3:15pm #stealingboxes
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Put my front door on ebay bcause its haunted #99problemsbutaghostaintone
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At my next colonoscopy I'm gonna ask for lysol, or any off brand, disinfectant to be shot up my ass. Preventative care is key. #Covid_19 #disinfectant #TrumpPressBriefing
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Our President of the United States of America just told us to inject Lysol?????!!!!! Just when I think he can’t make me shake my head any harder he upstages himself......
