An overweight, over the hill, nicotine stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe, with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding

Way, way out west.
Joined July 2017
60 years ago today a black mountain made its way down the valley to Aberfan and a whole generation was lost. RIP.
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If the middle aged couple in the hotel room next to yours are clearly enjoying each others company very much, and the headboard has been banging against the wall for about 20 minutes now, is it acceptable to knock on the wall and tell them to keep it down a bit?
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Feeling cute. Might delete later.
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I’m currently at Reading. Could someone tell me why, if you’re attending the Reading Festival, you either have to dress up like a clown or a pole dancer?
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As if you didn’t think that the Greens aren’t mental enough already.
🚨 NEW: The Green Party has drafted a policy proposal to remove tasers and pepper spray from police officers [@thetimes]
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I must be off my head. I cut all these brambles down by hand and now I’m totally shagged out !
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Can anyone explain to me why the A34 from the M4 to the M40 is driven on by idiots who appear to be causing queues of stationary traffic for no good reason?
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Clammy has given me the best entertainment on here for a long time.
We have moved onto dessert now, the hummus is finished. Peaches, apples, and raspberrys. No single use plastic either, the sandwiches were in an old bread bag. Get me off this fucking train.
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Dear @Tesco , are you all drunk and having a laugh at my expense? Every little helps.
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Me, says Grok: A no-nonsense, slightly curmudgeonly ex-Navy man from a tough background, proud of traditional British institutions and personal resilience, deeply sceptical of current progressive politics and cultural trends. You are unpolished, opinionated, and unapologetic.
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Having gained a positive response to my previous post about fat kids sitting in supermarket trolleys, my next proposal is that people who go to cafes and sit there all day poncing the WiFi and charging all of their devices, should be thrown out into the street. No exceptions.
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Right, I’m prepared for incoming fire now. Parents: stop putting your fat 10 year olds into the shopping trolley at Tescos. It’s not a fairground ride and I don’t want your kids dirty feet or sweaty arse in the place where I put my foodstuffs. That is all.
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Good news everybody. I’ve just received a letter from HMRC letting me know that I’m owed child tax credits of £545 from the tax year 2003/2004. The bad news is that they won’t be paying it to me. What a waste of paper and a stamp.
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Today’s biggest piss take. I don’t think I’ll be renewing with this bunch.
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Armed Forces Day, lads. This is me and some other fresh faced bits of skin and essence shortly to embark on the greatest job in the world.
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These guys are geniuses, give them a follow if you don’t already.
Future PM Andy Burnham enjoyed a full parliamentary coronation today, complete with all the socialist trimmings. Labour seem utterly besotted with their new messiah and his promised reckoning for Britain. {satire}
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Tragic loss of 3 Naval Aviators. Fair winds and following seas. RIP. Three dead in Royal Navy helicopter crash in Devon - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3p…
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