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Mark Painter

@MP_Retail

Owner MPRetail, property consultant, Chair SE20 BID, Chair Crystal Palce Community Trust, Londonophile,QPR fan,

 London
mpretail.co.uk
Joined September 2013
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BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSMay 7
Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.
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So proud to represent these guys! Huge congratulations to @Carnivalcoffee1 , community Coffe shop of the year! instagram.com/reel/DJuB3HITt…
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Really?!?
Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) (@GBNews23653867) profile pictureInevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT)@GBNews2365386714 Mar 2025
🚨FFS someone tell him🤦‍♂️
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Viral screenshots of such a post are fake. Trump's actual Truth Social account does not have such a post on it and Google hasn't indexed one either. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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Elon Musk doesn’t want this video shared because he’s trying to help Trump win in November. It would be a damn shame if everyone shares it. teapawt.net/piyushmittal/status/18…
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Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. World map according to fish
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INMATE 1: What are you in for? INMATE 2: Bomb. INMATE 1: Pipe? Car?… Nail? INMATE 2: No, bath.
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“Who put that up there?” So, soo, sooooo funny 👏 👏 👏
Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) profile pictureLed By Donkeys@ByDonkeys29 Jun 2024
🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.
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It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here. (And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)
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It was my pleasure to host and guide @elliereeves and @RachelReevesMP around the great independent businesses of Penge. It was also #pengemas so Santa was on hand!
Ellie Reeves (@elliereeves) profile pictureEllie Reeves
@elliereeves2 Dec 2023
On #SmallBizSatUK it was great to visit brilliant small businesses on Penge High Street with @RachelReevesMP. It has been the privilege of my life to represent Penge in Parliament & I was pleased to introduce our Labour Candidate @LiamConlon2 to so many friends & business owners
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Arch@ArchieOReilly41 Nov 2023
He’s actually the one isn’t he #QPR
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@QPR1 Nov 2023
Meeting Martí 🤝 BTS with @MCC14 on arrival 👀
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Let’s go
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Penge Tourist Board (@thepengetourist) profile picturePenge Tourist Board@thepengetourist28 Oct 2023
Today
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Brendan May
@bmay18 Oct 2023
I daily see how Brexit happened.
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Now the BBC is in safe hands @PorterfieldPR
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Eddie Burfi@EddieBurfi10 Jul 2023
Replying to @mrjamesob
This. A thousand times, this.
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So sorry to hear of the passing of @FollowWestwood Vivienne Westwood. In the late ‘80’s I was proud and honoured to acquire her first Mayfair retail unit in Davies Street. @GrosvenorPropUK needed a lot of persuading”not an antique dealer?”
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A lot of people have been asking my take on the QPR situation at the minute so here goes – at Lomazzo, Lombardia
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Genius
TV Football 1968-92 (@1968Tv) profile pictureTV Football 1968-92
@1968Tv30 Sep 2022
The Great & Magical Stan Bowles ⁦@QPRReport⁩ ⁦@daverowson⁩ #QPR
Delighted to see the Mayor of Bromley open my client, Touchwood Vintage Designs new shop in Petts Wood today @Lyn644Marie #touchwoodvintage
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Steve Peers
@StevePeers2 Jun 2022
Happy sixth anniversary to this untruthful tweet
Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) profile pictureBoris Johnson
@BorisJohnson3 Jun 2016
Vienna Treaty protects rights of UK residents in France and elsewhere in EU! Brexit will make no difference #VoteLeave #InOrOut
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