Michael Patterson (@MPatterson22) profile picture

I use Twitter because it has a red head emojišŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Chicago
Joined May 2013
As an avid follower of #seo Twitter, I thought I'd share some open SEO positions! These positions are at Sprout Social, a company I have been at for seven years and have loved entirely. I'll thread the roles here!
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Senior Manager of SEO - Someone to bring their groundbreaking strategies to life with a badass team of creatives. SEO Specialists - Someone to help us identify opportunities to grow traffic, not just through an endless series of blog posts.
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If either of these positions sound good to you, or if you'd like to talk more about them, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me! I love chatting SEO, so even if you don't think it's a perfect fit I'd still love to chat! #seo #seotwitter
Married friends of Twitter! I am officiating a wedding in a few months and would love some advice... how long would you have preferred your ceremony last? I'm talking about the portion between when the bride reaches the podium and before the exchange of the rings.
50%5-10 minutes
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4 votes • Final results
There's an entire generation who only thinks of Monster House as the animated film and not the unbelievably gratuitous home-makeover show that absolutely has full episodes on YT.
Did anyone else ever notice that some ATMs and CTA stations in Chicago ask you to ā€œdip your cardā€ when paying? Is that a regionally specific thing?
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I just want to eat my body weight in Reese’s eggs.
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I taught my 2 year old nephew how to use the Krueger machine and he loves it so whenever I come downstairs now he says ā€œa coffee?ā€ and runs to make me one. Does that make me a monster?
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Keurig machine. I knew this didn’t sound right. He hasn’t made me my cup yet today.
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I mean, just because you didn't put out the fire yourself doesn't mean you didn't call 911 to warn them about it. But to @conwaydev point, come work with us and have just as much fun @SproutSocial.
I appreciate @MPatterson22 's ability to fully gas me up. If this is interesting to you take a peek at our openings at Sprout Social sproutsocial.com/careers/ope…
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Looking to art up my workspace, bedroom, and overall house. Anyone have any recs for individuals who create cool prints? Are prints not the best thing to hang on walls? help
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Why can't we just "like" or add an emoji to an email without responding? It's so annoying to have to respond with a quick affirmation or thank you.
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Plus Jodie Whittaker is in broadchurch as well and she is so amazing. No wonder she was chosen for The Doctor.
Woke up with my nephew at 6 this morning and all he wanted was to play with a tape measurer and watch Moana
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Just ran into a guy at the store who recognized me from 4th grade. Is this what living in your home state is like? Do I still look like a 9 year old?
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I have always yelled at friends when they put the toilet paper on the roll the wrong way. But today, I discovered I became the monster I set out to destroy. youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWI…
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neighborhood bonds in Minnesota are forged in a crucible of shoveling.
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it's like it just clicked that i'm an uncle who lives with his nephew and I have a job
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Full House Christmas episode turned into a marathon and I’m not upset.
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