Just a Canuck

BREAKING!!! 🚨🚨🚨 #Cubie action figure! That is all. #MyMeatIsOnFire

When everyone goes home for the day, #Cubie explores the White House. Yesterday, he discovered this new toilet off the Oval Office, and #Cubie can find no better analogy for the US economy at the moment. A golden country that Trump is taking a crap in. #MyMeatIsOnFire

#Cubie is proud tonight! With the news that Sec. Bessent wants fired educated fed. employees to work in factories, RFK Jr wants to send drug addicts to work on communal farms and Homan sending criminals and undesirables to gula... prisons in far away lands, Stalin would be proud!

At #Cubie's gig in the White House basement, they keep mentioning something called "Victory Gardens". Is this a good thing? Also, #Cubie saw some staff starting to dig up the Rose Garden. I think everything is fine, don't you? #MyMeatIsOnFire

To #Cubies friends I'm Taiwan! Congrats, you have been officially recognized as a country by the USA, as you are being tarrifed as one! Hurray!

Is #Cubie doing it right?

On his way into the office in the basement of the White House today, #Cubie wanted to stop by the @SecDef office to see how he was doing. Well, #Cubie thinks that he will leave him alone for a while. The Motherland Provides! #MyMeatIsOnFire

#Cubie has accepted the Signal request into the "Big Boyz with Big Toyz" chat group. Anyone know who Heagsy, Vancy, Waltzy, Ratty and Donny could be? Lots of 🍆🍆🚀🚀 emoji's though.... Interesting...

#Cubie was just hanging out in his White House basement office, when his cell phone sent him a notification. Something about joining a Signal group. Should #Cubie accept?

So #Cubie's new gig in the basement of the White House is pretty sweet. #Cubie hasn't done anything yet though. He is just doing all this on his own. Even #Cubie can't believe it...