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Just trying to keep my wifi connected and pizza on my plate $mrmaher

Joined May 2009
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Lol
NBA referees will be trained to properly officiate the following actions used to draw fouls: - Shooter launches/leans into defender at abnormal angle - Shooter kicks leg at abnormal angle - Offensive player abruptly veers off path (sideways/ backwards) into defender
Loveeeee that
BREAKING: The sponsor of the Keystone XL crude oil pipeline says it's pulling the plug on the contentious project. On his first day in office, President Biden cancelled the permit for the line, which was to transport oil from western Canada to Nebraska. apne.ws/wKoaIAj
Sales of what?
Condom sales have been in a slump during the pandemic as people sheltered at home and put their sex life on hold. Now, they're surging. cnn.it/3vuqNYq
Let that scumbag rot
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Couldn’t be more happy 💚
The verdict is in: Guilty of all three charges.
Get vaccinated ya freaks
Genius idea tbh
The Eagles make me want to become a Tibetan monk or something and forget that football even exists. They are consistently one of the most aggravating things in my life.
What on earth does your ass know about weight loss and exercise
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My MVP
Sixers MVP candidate @JoelEmbiid has committed to donate his $100,000 in winnings on All-Star Weekend to three homeless shelters in the Philadelphia-area, providing meals, clothing, COVID treatment, health care, summer camp and essential care for teens.
You owe us a check Joseph
Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.
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Can’t wait til AOC runs for president
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I can’t believe we’ve surged past $3 million for Texas! Houston Food Bank is using resources like these to try to get 30,000 meal boxes out in the next TWO days. They’re just 1 of 12 Texas orgs were now partnering with. Let’s keep going! Give here: secure.actblue.com/donate/ao…
New York’s progressive voice @AOC is in Houston today announcing more than $3 million raised to assist 10 organizations for Texans in crisis. “That’s the New York spirit, that’s the Texas spirit that’s the American spirit”
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What’s the hold up, pal?
When it comes to a COVID relief package, we have to go big.
Jokers really thought Biden was going to help these people
The Biden administration has chosen to continue giving ICE significant power to harm our communities and tear families apart. As Black immigrants are being deported, including to the lethal situation in Haiti, Biden shouldn’t hesitate to put real limits on ICE.
I own every different Eagles Wentz jersey made and will happily throw them out this weekend.
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Who cares
Adam Schefter says that Carson Wentz and Doug Pederson didn’t speak for “eight, nine, 10 weeks.” (via @975TheFanatic)
When Colts are 2-7 and he gets benched >>>
You don’t trade for someone today based on what they did 4 years ago stoopids