@MRMENACE231

Still alive

 Unapologetically, New Jersey
Joined March 2011
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Rise and shine my darling queefs! Time to put in WORK 😤💪🥊
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I have to, otherwise I’ll poop everywhere.
Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparthOct 27
Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee. But here’s the thing. No.
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Me too, BODEGA PEPTIDES. Me too.
BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 26
so glad i didnt turn out like those fat guys who lose a bunch of weight and become evil. i was evil when i was fat too
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I’ll let you all decide: Who wore it better? That’s right, we’re running it back to 2022.
MENACE@MRMENACE231Oct 27
You guys missed Big Lou in his Cone Era while I was gone. Two weeks of a walking weapon roaming through my house.
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We both had our balls chopped off. Well, he actually lost his. I only got snippies.
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I have also aged exceptionally well over the past four years.
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You guys missed Big Lou in his Cone Era while I was gone. Two weeks of a walking weapon roaming through my house.
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My sobriety started a revolution
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 26
BREAKING: Americans are drinking less alcohol than ever, per Gallup.
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For those keeping score at home, we’re still on the path. If you’re having trouble on the path, it gets better and it gets easier. Stay strong out there 👊
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Butterbean rules
Stallion@Stallion1493334Oct 27
Butterbean brought the power, and Ed White felt every bit of it 💥🥊 One devastating right hand changed everything before a brutal combination sent White crashing through the ropes. When Butterbean connected, the fight could end in seconds 😳🔥
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BOW DOWN
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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One of the best baseball games you’ll ever see
Cardinals Talk
@theredbird_wayOct 27
OTD: 10/27/11 David Freese ties the game in the 9th with a triple and later walks it off with a home run to win Game 6 of the 2011 World Series. Legendary.
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I need a shirt
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
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Trending upward baby!!!
Zack Rosenblatt
@ZackBlattOct 26
Jets record going into Halloween since 2016: 2026: 2-5 2025: 1-7 2024: 3-6 2023: 4-3 2022: 5-3 2021: 1-5 2020: 0-7 2019: 1-6 2018: 3-5 2017: 3-5 2016: 3-5
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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Mwahahahahahaha
MENACE@MRMENACE231Oct 26
My neighbor was not too happy with my spooky spider prank. Fuck you. It’s Halloween.
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Mine already is. Someone owes me money.
ghost girl rose@TeenyGhostsOct 26
If my ass gets any fatter they are gonna try and build a data center on it
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If you have to puke and shit, puke first.
CooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughOct 26
I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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What’s the fun in that?
selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26
do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Try having four
Tori Sari@hellotorisariOct 26
Having a dog is basically having a tiny roommate who doesn’t speak your language but has very strong opinions about your lifestyle.
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