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Cincinnati, OH
Joined December 2023
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Brigitte Macron has a penis, and Candace Owens just made it legal for me to say this online. 🩷🙏 thanks @RealCandaceO 🫶
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There’s Enough Blame To Go Around. Who’s Going To Do The Right Thing? Who’s Going To FREE BRIAN COLE JR?! @VP @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @FBIDirectorKash @USAttyPirro @AGToddBlanche @dbongino ——————————- 🇺🇸 @FreeBrianCole Jr 🇺🇸
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It's now Monday morning. An innocent man is still locked up for a crime the whole world knows he did not commit. RELEASE HIM NOW, ASSHOLES! 🤬 FREE BRIAN COLE JR NOW! 🙏
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In North Carolina, if the defendant introduces no evidence, the defense gets the right to open and close the closing arguments (last word). After this morning's arguments, Judge Gregory ruled the Defense will have the final word. He expressed that he wanted to avoid reversible error. #FaithHedgepeth #MiguelSalgueroOlivares
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We break it all down. Please watch and share. We’re so near critical mass, picking up more major influencers in the last 36 hours. We have to now break the media embargo - left and right - who refuse to cover this, to protect their access to precious government sources.
The latest on the Brian Cole Jr. BOMBSHELL from Steve Baker, apparently definitively placing Cole Jr. NOT where the pipe bombs were placed when they were placed there. Everyone MUST watch this in its entirety and SHARE! It's the full interview with @SteveBakerUSA including the after-show (which went another 45 minutes and contained incredible info).
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Me after sending off 30 tweets a day with no likes
stop tweeting with zero likes
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Brian Cole Jr has been sitting in a jail cell for 318 days now for a crime he didn't commit. @FBIDirectorKash .
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Replying to @FreeBrianCole
@FreeBrianCole everyone KEEP TALKING‼️‼️ They KNOW‼️‼️‼️ The word is getting out there!
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I STAND WITH BRIAN COLE JR. PASS IT ON‼️
I STAND WITH BRIAN COLE JR. PASS IT ON.
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Must see video by @SteveBakerUSA & @accabbat reviewed by @KyleSeraphin. TLDR: newly unearthed CCTV of Brian Cole Jr shows he was elsewhere on J5 and couldn’t have planted the pipe bombs. To keep him imprisoned is criminal @FBIDirectorKash. @FreeBrianCole!
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"I'm too hood, I'm too ghetto. Y'all told me that all year. But when other people do it, y'all don't say nothing. So this is for the girls that look like me." Angel Reese had a lot to say to her critics after LSU won the National Championship 💯
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Macklemore has faced more consequences than anyone in the Epstein Files.
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Free Karmelo until its backwards‼️💪🏽
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If you believe Trump is going to give every American $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms, you’re a fucking idiot
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Iont want no sympathy, bitch, I pray for revenge.
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A list of Black People recently found hanging from trees: September 2024 – Dennoriss Richardson May 2025 – Javion Magee June 2025 – Earl Smith October 2025 – Trey Reed November 2025 – Tory Medley February 2026 – Kyle Bassinga May 2026 – Juliana Nzita June 2026 – Tonea Miller June 2026 – Jerard Jackson June 2026 – Justice Kai James August 2026 – Tasia Fortune Most were declared self inflicted by authorities. Black People Don't Hang Themselves From Trees.
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Like I said. Her son potentially murdered. Her attorney discredited publicly. TPUSA potentially sends Brandon Captain Tatum to save white people. Ppl who were with Nolan last claims they did not see him go left or go right, and were believed immediately. False allegations of Nolan being an alcoholic, cocaine addict, and bad swimmer. Nolan’s mother’s 5 star reviews turn to 1 star overnight through back channels by white fragile-ists. TMZ, gossip column funnels propaganda through other “conservative” YouTubers. Now, she’s up for “professional misconduct” you cannot make up the lengths these vampires will go to avoid accountability.
They’re distracting you w “arrest was made for threats” away from Nolan Wells’s death and the truth surrounding his death. People make death threats to me and other Negroes on this app, we don’t see them tracked down and arrested. Man, are we dealing w the Mafia in Mississippi. Wow.
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