The Man. The Myth. The Legend. I rattle on about mostly politics, religions, science, technology, and of course my genitals - I mean, it is the internet...
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Dear Media, can you stop with the whole "If we don't let Putin have a win he might start a nuclear war" opinion pieces?
Yes, we're aware, but is the point that you want to give Russia a win? Or are you just pointing out the obvious - which is also a win for Russian propaganda.
Hey @RandPaul, the US was a part of Great Britain, we even speak the same language... So, IF they wanted to reabsorb us I to their territory, that's fine with you? ...fucking moron.
While US citizens celebrate the removal of their masks aboard public transportation, an entire city of 26M people has been in lockdown for weeks to contain the spread of Covid.
For comparison, NYC + L.A. + Chicago = about 16M.
#ShanghaiLockdown
The whole crusade to wipe out valid loans is disheartening. No one is forced to go to college. We all have to eat, need shelter, will have medical expenses.
How about instead of focusing on chosen debts that were willfully taken on - we make food, shelter, and medical free first?
Everyone but airline attendants: "No more mask mandate, yay!" *throws away mask
Airline attendants [in coming weeks]: "I can't come to work, I'm feeling sick."
[Few weeks from now] Everyone but airline attendants: "What's up with all these cancelled flights?!?"
Ummmm, so Math... like 2+2=4, Math... is, ummmm, woke?
At some point, someone is going to realize Anti-Wokeism is Anti-Intellectualism, or at a minimum flirts with it incessantly.
"It hurts my head, must be 'woke'" seems to be the common theme.
The Red Hats are coming! Conspiracists, not Conservatives! Willing to destroy the Republic for their cult leaders. They believe themselves to be Patriotic while tearing down the very institutions that make this land a Nation. Using fear as propaganda and blaming Media of the same
If you don't like #Immigrants, you don't like #Hummanity. And I hope one day you never find yourself without a home, desperately trying to feed and provide for your family. Because you are likely to be harshly judged by people just like you.
#BeHuman
Ukraine: We sunk their battleship!
Russia: No! We sunk our battleship through incompetency.
Rest of the world: Way to go Ukraine!
Culturally Inappropiated retweeted
The mainstream media barely covered climate scientists getting arrested all over the world in a desperate bid to save the Earth, it is actually even worse than Don't Look Up
The #DisneyDistraction is an *ahem* trumped-up attempt by unserious candidates to get people angered. To *ahem* ginni-up emotions, as opposed to good policies, to get voters to the polls. It's a very clever way to *ahem* de-santis-e hard politics into emotional pearl-clutching.
Damn, was surprisingly hard to turn @GovRonDeSantis into "Desanitize"... maybe should've gone with "De-Santis-Ized", but the "is" was already there. I over thought it, and failed. But I'm not taking it down. The joke's good, even if the delivery failed. Like a pizza stuck to box.
It is weird that "pro-America", "pro-business" "conservatives" are up in arms against "Big Tech" as they make up roughly 11% of the US GDP. All because they get to make their own rules by which if you violate, you get booted... isn't that exactly what they wanted as biz owners?🤔
I'm not saying @TuckerCarlson IS a Russian agent, I'm just asking the question what IF he was a Russian agent? Wouldn't it make a lot of sense for him to parrot Kremlin talking points or to be shown so prominently on Russian State TV if he were? Why can't we ask these questions?
#1 reason to get off fossil fuels: so we're no longer beholden to Riyadh and Abu Dhabi. They want a divorce, we should give it to them... but first we gotta stop suckling from their teet. True Energy Independence (not just selling more than we import, but zero import) is only way