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Father, MBA, Husband, Joke Teller, DIY’er, @Sterling_Barrels on Instagram, Professor #BBN #FSU Polar Bear turned Bluebird

Fort Thomas, KY
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @SweepTheLeg337
When I worked the door at a bar in college a dude tried to use my brother's ID to get in. I said "thats my brother" The dude said "how you been bro" I let him in
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The universe has a way of sorting things like this out...and I hope it does. What a pity that awful humans have to do things like this.
Let’s find the clowns who vandalized the Miracle League of Louisville field and hold them accountable. The league is for those with special needs. The field is rubberized, with wheelchair-accessible surface so everyone can play. My daughter Mya is in her fourth season in the league and game day is the highlight of our week. The pure joy that everyone from kids, parents, family members and volunteers experience every Saturday is such a beautiful thing to witness. Especially as a father of a special needs child. To disrespect what this field and league stands for is despicable. If you know anything about who may be responsible, please contact @LMPD.
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whY diD MILaN pICK a LOsiNG proGRaM? You guys are fucking stupid.
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Perry Ellis was gonna sign with LSU but he’s too young
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I’m a big fanhausen of thishausen
Very nice, very evil collab coming tomorrow 👀🧛‍♂️ @WWE @DanhausenAD
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Very nice, very evil collab coming tomorrow 👀🧛‍♂️ @WWE @DanhausenAD
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Well this is terrible
Brandon Clarke, a veteran forward for the Memphis Grizzlies, has died, the team announced Tuesday. He was 29 years old.
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Having a troll account on social media might be the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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I love Mark Pope, but he can't recruit worth af
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I'm still disappointed that Kon Knueppel didn't change his name to Pro Knueppel
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BBC. Lol
BREAKING: World's biggest condom maker to raise prices due to Iran war, per BBC
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Leader in the clubhouse for “shit you don’t see these days” Something going DOWN in price
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Besides playing a different position and being absolutely dog shit against the run?
Why not just sign Trey Hendrickson and keep the 10th pick 😂
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Reminder: Braydon Hawthorne is a very good basketball player.
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I deleted this app from my phone like 4 years ago, and only visit during CBB recruiting season. I made this decision because this play is a cesspool of negativity and illogical fandom. I came back yesterday and I'm ready to leave again. My goodness
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*place not play
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A fire tweet used to be based on how many RTs it got. Now it’s how many porn bots are in the replies
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Anyone else in Cincinnati area having crazy allergies right now?
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Ok. What’s an animal you are the most terrified of that you’ll probably never encounter in your life?
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De La Cruz with an absolute piss missile Love that dude
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I usually start out carving a rotisserie chicken with a knife but end up picking it apart with my hands and eating it like a caveman
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