Marc Mero

Villa have been winning games with Lindelof starting and Wan Bissaka at left back. Lack of transfers doesn’t excuse this absolute shite

People talk about the 2015/16 Leicester team but nothing’s as miraculous as this prick’s PR team getting him doing sporting mentality videos with LeBron James, a move to Barca and a £320k p/w contract

Give Carrick a bit of credit because you’d worry about our other useless managers maybe grinding out a win tomorrow night just to delay their inevitable sacking but he’s so fucking uninspiring that we can relax knowing we’re gonna get absolutely battered

Fernandes is either match fixing or trying to get Carrick sacked

No actually I think Stephen Howson’s face has a bit more character now he’s gone from being a generic fat shite to looking like someone’s drawn a pug on a deflated basketball

The first thing you can do for me is to chuck your weird briefcase/lunch box and all your badges and both your watches and all your scarves and your disgusting rancid bumbag into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find

When you have your first wank

This is what it’s like watching Ronaldo for Portugal

“yeah it’s a real shame how it all turned out… anyway JJ, who would you say were best drinker at United during that pre-season?”

Just realised who the facial hair on that Newcastle manager reminds me of

Remember those 2-3 weeks when Dorgu wasn’t playing like an absolute spazz and people were comparing him to Gareth Bale

One man’s nonchalant is another man’s 12 year old boy with Asperger’s

Fair play to you mate, doing this mid 2010s shite Mundial gimmick just to watch Billy Gilmour & Hojlund

Getting up off my seat each time Maguire gets the ball like he’s 2004 Rooney is where this team’s at

2-3 games a week might not be so bad because the one-paced soft cunts sure look like they could do with the exercise

Watched the first episode of Stick to United and you can tell Rooney’s a bit in awe of being sat opposite a fancam megastar