Spider-Man realized he doesn't get paid enough to fight thanos.
Avengers Annual #7 (1967)
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Venom defeats hydro man by using soap.
Venom: Lethal Protector (2022) #2
So remember how awful the Logan Spidey body swap was in the comics? Welp, the TV show did it too...
Ultimate Spider-Man (2012)
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Marvel boldly asks the question What If you were a Nazi?
What If (1989) #34
In the Ultimate Universe, Ben Reilly isn't a clone of Spider-Man, just a random scientist.
Ultimate Spider-Man (2000)
On January 3, 2003, a court of law decided that the X-men weren’t humans, allowing Marvel to pay less taxes on their toys.
So even Marvel doesn't understand the point of the X-men. Great.
After keeping the uni powers and permanently becoming captain universe, the first thing Peter Parker does is use his powers to give MJ a kink suit.
What If? (1989) #31
After losing his powers, Quicksilver has a chat with Spider-Man where he decides to jump off a roof, only for Spider-Man to save him and yell at him.
Son of M #1 (2005)











































