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@Mike_kim714Apr 14

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

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@Mike_kim714Mar 5

250k followers! As thanks, I’m going to giveaway tickets to the MAJOR 😂 the Players Championship! plus some signed @range_finance hats and some of my personal @Titleist gear. Must be a follower. Comment, like, retweet to enter.

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James Holzhauer

@James_Holzhauer9 Jan 2020

wut

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@chrisdelia11 Sep 2018

Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.

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@chrisdelia1 Sep 2018

Whoa @Eminem is fire!!!!

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Shooter McGavin

@ShooterMcGavin22 Oct 2017

I’d expect this kind of behavior from Gilmore. Not Steph Curry...

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@joerogan27 Jan 2013

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

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@RickieFowler19 Jun 2016

.@JordanSpieth @McIlroyRory w/ you boys! The fact that the @usga thinks that DJ caused the ball to move is completely ridiculous! Laughable!

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Michelle Beadle

@MichelleDBeadle6 Mar 2016

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jonny sun@jonnysun8 Nov 2013

look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat

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Ninja Economics

@NinjaEconomics14 Jan 2016

Neil deGrasse Tyson never fails to disappoint. teapawt.net/neiltyson/status/68748…

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@neiltyson14 Jan 2016

With Lotteries funding State education budgets, the best way to sustain them is to NOT teach probability&statistics in school

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@AlexMyers311 Apr 2015

Phil just said he wears black on Sunday because, like for NFL teams, it makes him play more aggressive. Phil talking nonsense is the best.

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cass@Casaraptor15 Mar 2015

White people fighting for their right to be racist while some fight for their right to live #BlackLivesMatter #NYPD

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Dan O'Brien@OtherDanOBrien22 Oct 2014

[Last Supper] Jesus: Hey Judas, could you pass the betrayal -- I mean bread tray? Other Disciples: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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brent@murrman54 Dec 2014

[court] so you admit to the murder "yes" thank you "no prob" anything you wanna add? "sike" *my lawyer cups hands around his mouth* OH SNAP

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Snorklhuahua@weinerdog4life6 Oct 2014

What they don't tell you is if you don't win jeopardy alex trebek hunts you for sport

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Blake Anderson@fadetoblake1 Oct 2014

Thanks a lot California for banning plastic grocery bags. Where am i supposed to get my bathroom trashbags now?

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity@BuckyIsotope20 Sep 2014

For an extra $5 the guys at Taco Bell will let you eat straight from the ingredient bins with your bare hands.

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jaff@jaffryan17 Sep 2014

[isn't paying attention to anything you're saying] oh nice

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Sophia Benoit@1followernodad8 Sep 2014

Someone at women's health has been waiting her whole life for this pun.

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