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Christian (but not crazy). Twitch affiliate, overly-enthusiastic gamer and collector. Trying to be funny most of the time. Loves an enthusiastic and busy chat.

Illinois, USA
Joined March 2011
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary X is making me do this to get rid of the notification.
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Nothing like being one-shot by a grey shotgun in Fortnite to remind you why you didn’t play the OG.
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FINAL FANTASY VII EVER CRISIS X #HYTE #FF7EC celebrates 6-months since launch & the @SquareEnix Steam Sale with a giveaway! Follow @FFVII_EC_EN & repost for a chance to win an exclusive FF7EC @hytebrand Case! Entry until April 1 PDT. Official Rules: sqex.link/762c00
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I think the thing I’m most excited for in Final Fantasy VII Remake/Rebirth is finding out how many names I’ve been mispronouncing for 27 years.
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Playing Rocket League with randos has to be some sort of layer of hell.
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Hell is playing Rocket League with randos.
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Jason Mamoa is hosting #SharkWeek2023, but how about a shark hosts an Aquaman 2 watch party? #SharkWeek
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Megalodon died out when they decided to go vegan for a couple weeks and nobody wanted to admit it was a bad idea. #SharkWeek2023 #SharkWeek
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Despite the popularity of #Barbenheimer attendance by sharks is non-existent. #SharkWeek #SharkWeek2023
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Most sharks can’t tweet without assistance. #SharkWeek2023 #SharkWeek
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Sharks are best known for being undefeated in kickboxing. #SharkWeek #sharkweek2023
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Not bad for not having played for almost 2 years. #PS5Share, #KnockoutCity
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that beeping sound isn’t just part of the house. Grab a 9v and change the battery on your smoke detector.
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EA UFC 4 might legit be the worst #UFC game ever made.
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If you play online games with a headset while your smoke detector battery is chirping, you deserve any public shaming you get.
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