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Mack Gordon

@MackPenn

Professional potato chip mixologist. Clouds are beneath me. All around chill guy tryna share w/ the world.

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Joined September 2009
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(616): Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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@KTLA27 Jan 2018
Jury convicts Louisiana man in fatal shooting of former USC football and NFL player Joe McKnight on.ktla.com/jEeMJ
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@KTLA26 Jan 2018
Former Disney Star Adam Hicks Arrested in Connection With 4 Armed Robberies in Burbank bit.ly/2DDy65B
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Shit talk live from UK early mornings never get old
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"The donny Ray J" .. 😭😭 teapawt.net/LeonKnight_/status/956…
Squeaky Appelbaum teapawt.net/3HL1045/status/9566623…
3HL (@3HL1045) profile picture3HL@3HL104525 Jan 2018
What would your XFL name be? @AllanBell247 suggested using your 1st pet’s name and your kindergarten teacher’s last name. #My3HLXFLName
Game Changer: Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta United find that fans spent more money even though they had the lowest concession prices in American pro sports es.pn/2ncw2dT
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The #sixers hold opponents to 56.3% on shots inside 6', which is more than 5% lower than average, the best in the league. I wonder if there's anyone you can attribute that to. 🤔
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Wait, a "Murphy Brown" reboot? That's crazy. That show was from a very, very different era, back when the vice president of the United States was a vapid, regressive conservative from Indiana.
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She almost shook her hand to get the filth off. Lmao teapawt.net/abcpolitics/status/956…
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@ABCPolitics25 Jan 2018
Pres. Trump and UK Prime Minister Theresa May shake hands at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. abcn.ws/2E8Eenu
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Replying to @RealCJ10
@RealCJ10 Humbled by your achievements. Thrilled for you, son. Enjoy your day. You earned it!
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If it doesn't involve harassing black and brown people, don't expect American police to help you with ANYTHING.
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If you somehow didn't know already, listening to and reading true crime stories shows you how useless and incompetent American police are.
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Craig's VCR@Craigs_VCR24 Jan 2018
Our money still has slave owners on it. You will be okay Josh. teapawt.net/mrjoshz/status/9561963…
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Bachman Jax undefeated
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Rodger Sherman@rodger23 Jan 2018
my new favorite NFL Draft thing is "Josh Allen is actually so good that it's functionally impossible for other humans to play alongside him"
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Palantir P@DrunkUncleP23 Jan 2018
Smh a fuckin thread teapawt.net/justin_fenton/status/9…
Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) profile pictureJustin Fenton@justin_fenton23 Jan 2018
Crazy testimony in federal court just now by former Detective Maurice Ward, outlining illegal tactics used by Gun Trace Task Force Officers ...
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Can't you just... Put your $$ in another financial institution​?
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