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Mackinley Greenlaw

@Mackinley

Author of Come Kill Me!, available most places.

 Asheville, NC
Joined March 2009
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I WROTE A BOOK! Plz read if you like harrowing social satire and a general good time! amazon.com/Come-Kill-Me-Mack…
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Pokemon gamer anime do you like my body?
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BTS stands for Bind Torture Smooch
now is the time for violence
Did a nice music, if you have listen❤️ youtu.be/LR8UiQJD-5s
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I know I’m aging when I lay down and feel my face slide back into my armpits.
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Listen to this sweet n hot jam, if you dare! youtu.be/vbyEgGmTQNQ
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You couldn’t make that movie today. It would take at least a couple weeks.
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I enjoy a big, wet eye.
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I like my men like I like my carbohydrates: simple.
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Made a song. Like to hear it? Here it go: youtu.be/MTHRatRF5Ig
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Designing a suit of armor that’s just cum gutters.
It’s 2021 and half of the internet’s top 10 listicles are STILL about Friends
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Remember when nudes were free?
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My favorite interneter is the one who got Skyrim running on a pregnancy test
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Can you believe it’s been an entire year since every American gay shaved their head on Instagram live?
This is, hands down, the funniest thing I have ever seen full stop
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