@MacyDeskiewicz

more normal than I should be

 Harrisburg
Joined December 2012
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Lmt if you like Pepsi
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Has anyone noticed that Barbie and the new Christopher Nolan film are both coming out next weekend?
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It's June 9, 2023...
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Sketch comedy idea: two kids in a trench coat are elected President, but at the end you reveal the kids were only speaking in direct Trump quotes
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If someone offers you help with something, you MUST say no 1-2 before you accept in a polite-off
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Macy (ice cold) 3000 retweeted
Jesse McLaren
@McJesse30 May 2023
This scene made me think of a specific bit on I Think You Should Leave, so I put the audio under it and-
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Me: coughing to death Sam (urgently): Rosalind and Jimmy Carter have been married for 77 years
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Why is the theme of moes rock n roll vegetables
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Throwback to when my mom casually asked my sister in laws mom what she thinks really happened to Epstein while they were visiting their newborn mutual grandchild
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Love the surprise for Ronald at the end of #JuryDuty but what if he had been an asshole?
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Told some kids to guess what I was having for dinner tonight.. The clue was that the first word was matzah Almost unanimously, the guess was mozzarella
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Which part of the male dna code tells them to scream on the phone like they are using two cans on a string
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Mr. Pipiopi@ThatUgandanGuy20 Feb 2023
Replying to @riggsbass
@riggsbass : "Macy why did you do this" still cryin over this
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It's January 27, 2023...
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When he just won’t give up the chair
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Kid: Miss Macy since you’re so old, what shows did you watch when you were a kid? Did you watch like Thundercats? Me: oh yeah I did watch that sometimes that was cool. Kid: wow you are old I was kidding
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I tried to keep it to myself but I can’t do it. The other day on a one on one zoom with a stranger she asked me how I am and I said “good! How’s- you😃”
Am I filled with rage or did I just have three coffees today??????
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There is a unbelievable phenomenon going in my email for the last 17 DAYS where one person replied all “please remove me from this list” to a list serve and now there is a chaos tornado of people replying remove me too in that & new chains, some just made for saying remove me😂
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
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Found this one in my spam today. Why say more word when can less
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Alert: I just applied for student loan debt relief and it literally took 2 seconds If it’s been lingering in your to do list it was easy, just do it
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Sam literally just did it faster than it took me to write the tweet
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