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Wade Wilson

@MadMercDeadpool

(RP Account, 18+ Mature Content) I'm Deadpool, my hobbies include killing, asking @LuckyMerc to marry me and laughing at you. Yes, /you/.

 Be glad it's not where you are
Joined April 2010
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"Hey, I walk like a boss and don't you forget it! This walk intimidates all who dare oppose moi!" tmblr.co/ZaTk3spFJd6n

Licence To Steal Corporate Supplies (Or: Why James Bond Can’t Hang!)

luckymerc: It probably would have been easier to just tie him up and leave him. But she’d learned the hard way that even with two hands tied behind his back and a mountain of duct tape in use, he’d...

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"I'll be good." Wade pouts, fully believing she would tie him up. Hell, she once left him locked in a... tmblr.co/ZaTk3sndz72_
"But.. But.. The plan!" He follows her, grabbing his assault rifle and pouting under his mask, his voice... tmblr.co/ZaTk3snAH6js
Wade smirks under his mask, taking a step forward as he forces his voice to take a cool, confident... tmblr.co/ZaTk3sn1fzjI

Licence To Steal Corporate Supplies (Or: Why James Bond Can’t Hang!)

luckymerc She’d got the message, not the one scribbled out in ketchup that she could only assume was from Wade, but the actual message of the job. After all, it had been her who’d found the buyer for...

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Licence To Steal Corporate Supplies (Or: Why James Bond Can't Hang!) - There aren’t many things that don’t... tmblr.co/ZaTk3sm2WLE2
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD? tmblr.co/ZaTk3slmzDr5

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tumblrbot said: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD? Answer: Dat Lucky pu- I mean, tacos! And dancing! Definitely not explicit, hard core, dirty, rough sex with the sexiest woman...

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luckymerc asked: Why the fuck can’t you grasp the concept of putting the seat down?! tmblr.co/ZaTk3sldsnxV

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luckymerc said: Why the fuck can't you grasp the concept of putting the seat down?! Answer: Why the hell can’t you you grasp the concept of leaving it up?! Hell, why can’t you grasp the concept of...

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I'm more of a "I'm hot, you're not, take your clothes off and be flattered" kinda guy. No idea why I always got slapped for that one.
Then again, a chick fell for "My dick seems to have died, may I bury it in your ass" a few years ago. Not from me!
Not that I need them, but I hafta admire the craftmanship of a pick up line doomed to fail.
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"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!" Man, I never thought there'd be people coming up with better lines than me!
Aww, come on, @LuckyMerc! You know I make a sexy reindeer!
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I. Don't. Have. A. Brother. See, this is why I say I'm a tree!
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Why am I getting pulled into a righteous cause now? I just want to make the radio tell me everything it knows! "I'll beelieeve your every.."
Shit, have to say something romantic.. Uhm.. I'MMA KILL THAT FUCKER! ... Was that good?
We have now hired a kid out of a dumpster. Next week, we take on a kid selling lemonade as a client.
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And I liked Psycho Paul.
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Hey, I know you ain't listening to the tree, but seriously, we're employing guys out of dumpsters now? Didn't do it with Psycho Paul..
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Conspiracy! Conspiracy! My lasagne is made with ground ecstasy pills, not LSD and you're not listening. Fuck this, I'm a tree! *Is a tree*
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-Looks at the bottle in my hand.- Champagne?! This is supposed to be soy milk! [What a manoeuvre!!] {Word life.} @LuckyMerc
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