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Maddy Kinsella retweeted
Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport.
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Happy Birthday Jimmy. Forever one of the best.
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I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered.
john mulaney is proof that you can be DAMAGED, IN REHAB, A RUDE PERSON, NOT EVEN FULLY DIVORCED and someone who LOOKS LIKE A SOCK PUPPET and still wind up with a goddamn model
and just like that, every NYC apartment recreated the flood scene from Parasite #andjustlikethat #satc #sexandthecity #sewageinthecity #HurricaneIda
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An announcer can be heard saying the event has been “canceled” even though de Blasio apparently expressed optimism that it would restart.
#BachelorNation I came back to twitter mostly to participate in Bachelor related content. That said, FUCK. GREG. Manipulative, self centered and certainly a Leo or a Scorpio, Cancer or Pisces. Fuck him.
i know in my bones an aries is behind this
FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic. abcn.ws/2VxprvL
