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Xique-Xique, Brasil
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🍼 Most Streams Baby Artists:
1. DaBaby - 1. 99 billion streams
2. Baby Shark - 1.8 billion streams
3. Johnny Johnny - 1.3 billion streams
4. Albert Cummings - 1.1 billion streams
5. Taylor Swift - 0.67 billion streams
Source: Spotify CEO contacted me on Skype.
#SpotifyWrapped
🦖 Most musician dinosaur specimens.
1. 🇿🇦 South Africa - 32 specimens.
2. 🇯🇵 Japan - 28 specimens.
3. 🔱 Atlantis - 21 specimens.
4. 🇨🇱 Chile - 19 specimens.
5. 🇮🇹 Italy - 3 specimens.
6. 🗺️ Pangea - 0.5 specimen.
Source: Barack Obama told me.
🍿Avg. Cheetos bags (240g) inhaled per person in 2025.
1. 🇺🇸 USA - 67 bags
2. 🇨🇳 China - 53 bags
3. 🇯🇲 Jamaica - 49 bags
4. 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago - 37 bags
5. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 21 bags
Source: It's been revealed to me in a tarot session.
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