Count Cheshire

Woken up by my housemate shouting down the phone at someone for being pregnant and she doesn't even know this lass and it's honestly the best thing I've ever woke up too.

when i meet someone my parents actually like, it will be a wonderful day

if you cant slav it you cant slap it. i dont know what that means but its words to live by. im drunk and should definitely go home

Genuinely sick of getting into arguments with soldiers who cant handle their alcohol at work. Turn your egos down a notch plz

deleting Facebook because your memories are just one long embarrassing reminder that you even actually exist >

I'm such an aggressive little shit these days. Need to replace Aggression with Depression. That's what adults do, right?

would like to say this was a good idea.

Someone buy me the new John Ajvide Lindqvist book please? I'm poor and desperate. #johnajvidelindqvist – at Colchester, England

'Hiding in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka and a tub of ice cream cause i told everyone I would go on a diet and stop drinking so much.' – at Colchester, England

why do i accept this – at Colchester, England

he said your fine just need to lose weight ahaha he's not wrong. I hate myself. – at Colchester, England