๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Amo cuando los gatos quieren caricias y te dan cabezazos.
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
i promise i donโ€™t want a boyfriend no time soon
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Dear Apple, please go back to letting people know theyโ€™re blocked!
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
u bitches done set the bar so low a nigga run into me and think im too much
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
last man i talked to kept repeating that he was genuinely surprised i was into himโ€ฆ. omg that was a sign i was playing myself so bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
My problem is when itโ€™s good I want it everyday
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Dave & Busterโ€™s is changing its name to Doom & Busterโ€™s for Avengers: Doomsday The takeover lasts for 3 months and includes Marvel arcade games and themed drinks
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Yo despertando a mi mascota para decirle que ya me voy a trabajar, y que se porte bien:
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Cheating is a character flaw because it reflects a willingness to deceive, betray trust, and prioritize personal desires over commitments.
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Escogerรญa a mi perro para que fuera mi perro de nuevo en todas las vidas que tuviera
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
Being single will not kill you btw like youโ€™ll actually be okay
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
women are so good at being unpaid PR agents of the guys in their life that you'll never know how hideous and venomous that snake is until he's out their life
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
if ur not gonna be possessive and a little insane about me then just leave me alone
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
People who upload photos of restaurant menus to Google Maps are really the unsung heroes of society.
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
I wanna start going OUTSIDE more, but in a Sex and the City kind of way, cute outfits, dinner reservations, cocktails, classy lounges , i donโ€™t wanna be in nobodyโ€™s club with captions flying in the air.
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
nah sorry, man. canโ€™t come out tonight. i just lit a candle not too long ago and if i put it out now, iโ€™ll be compromising the wax memory
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
โ€˜The Hunger Gamesโ€™ franchise characters from past to present. (Via @panempropaganda)
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๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š๐šข โฆ retweeted
make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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