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Staten Island, NY
Joined March 2011
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Me after watching the Lighthouse trailer. Me after watching the TENET trailer. Me after watching the 1917 trailer. Me every moment of my damn life.
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Who amongst us remembers TAXI starring Jimmy H Fallon?
Movies used to have Queen Latifah in them
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If I see a bunch of transplants/fake fans at Lincoln Square copping copious amounts of IMAX 70MM tickets on release day, we will kick them out. This actually means something to me πŸ˜‚
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Last week at an early screening of I PLAY ROCKY, some dude behind me screamed at Anthony Ippolito (actor who played Stallone) saying, β€œDO THE VOICE!” Like, there is no helping some people. You’re treating a human being like one of your action figures, have some self awareness.
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Robert Pattinson showing up against all these other dudes at the Bond audition
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The bar owner in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) be like:
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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Growing up hearing β€œWikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say β€œjust ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Thanks to Rian Johnson’s app, I too…am a cinematography.
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Only Living Pickpocket in New York soars w/ a tight screenplay, beautiful NY cinematography (using all 5 boroughs on location), and a memorable John Turturro lead performance. Has a lot to say about adapting to rapidly changing times & reckoning with a lifetime of bad decisions.
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Seeing the Van Wyck expressway in Queens fixed is like seeing a real life unicorn. Too many St John’s commutes riddled in the worst traffic ever witnessed moons ago. I may drive over from SI one day just to experience the euphoria.
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Crystal Lake show (Friday the 13th prequel) on Peacock, in my opinion, was pretty fun for someone who is a slasher guy. Commits to campy tone, introduces sci fi elements, not afraid to be stupid. Linda Cardellini is great, no surprise there!
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The older I get, the harder the truth gets that you’ll never be able to watch every movie on your watchlist & you’ll never be able to play every video game you’re interested in. But I’ll be damned if I don’t try πŸ˜†
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Don’t have to imagine, I was there baby
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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There was a time when New York Comic Con for me was a no questions kind of event every October for over a decade and I’m now approaching nearly a decade since the last event attended. Times have changed.
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me walking into my local pizza spot for the 14th time this month
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See now, I wouldn’t mind a JAWS sequel with a director/screenwriter who know what they’re doing if there’s a cool story to tell (seeing as the sequel quality hasn’t come remotely close since the OG in 1975). Coming from a big JAWS fan here.
Mike Flanagan says that he would love to make a β€˜JAWS’ movie. β€œHonestly, I wish to hell I could make a JAWS movie. Another example where no one will EVER get close to the original, but there is a ton of room for improvement on the sequels.”
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It’s October so I’m here to remind everyone that Halloween Ends is actually good & pouring one out for the kid, Corey Cunningham.
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Taylor could’ve won tonight but her answers were incredibly ABC 123 instead of making any kind of convincing argument, which is what Devens did. Until next summa #BB28
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The Counselor? Sicko movie , also what year is it?
Trader Joes cashiers when you ask for a bag
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Saw Godzilla Minus Zero, it was pretty sick. Never loses its touch regarding the focus on character & all the kaiju sequences are quite breathtaking. Craaaazy start to New York Film Festival! #NYFF
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Started watching Traitors & currently wondering why the elder Weasley twins periodically show up to aura farm for 4-10 seconds.
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