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Virginia Beach, VA
Joined September 2026
Why don’t you just tell me I make you cry?
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Serious question- how is Susan Collins a moderate?
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Trump won by 1% and with less than 50% of the vote. That is barely winning.
I love how GW Bush winning in 2004 by 50k votes in Ohio was a legacy ensuring mandate, but Trump sweeping all 7 swing states, including winning states a 2nd time only he has won for the GOP in 40yrs, while winning by 2 million votes is "barely winning"
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You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
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I’ve looked at all the early vote data. It’s not going to be a blue wave. It’s not going to be a blue tsunami. It’s going to be a blue nuclear bomb.
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Anybody who lived through the blue-ification of Colorado or Virginia can recognize Georgia's path immediately. Georgia is literally just Colorado in 2012-2016.
Spoke with a 30-year GA political insider on Thursday who said by 2030 GA is done for GOP, and they know it. A combo of young POC moving to ATL and old white people dying…GOP will do everything possible to prevent but it’s inevitable.
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Spoke with a 30-year GA political insider on Thursday who said by 2030 GA is done for GOP, and they know it. A combo of young POC moving to ATL and old white people dying…GOP will do everything possible to prevent but it’s inevitable.
In the 2030s you won’t be able to win the presidency without winning Georgia. Every political reporter will have to learn what the Big Chicken is.
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Do you notice 'Christian' in the profiles of some of the most hateful people on X? Or am I alone?
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MAGA: “Every election on earth is rigged if we don’t like the outcome.” They’re too fucking stupid to understand that being unpopular isn’t evidence of fraud.
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Serbia just voted out the party that held power for 14 years under authoritarian rule. People organized, showed up, and won. America, this could be us next week!
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There is nothing more satisfying than watching right wingers melt down after they get crushed 🤣
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In their minds, they can never lose. They can only be cheated. It’s the calling card of fascists everywhere.
Flávio Bolsonaro refuses to concede Brazil’s presidential election and will ask for the result to be annulled. “It is impossible to acknowledge the election results. We will ask for the elections to be annulled.”
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He's getting criticized for not hating entire groups of people.
🇺🇸 Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico says he "loves" transgender kids.
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You don’t think traitors should be in jail?
What makes me sad is that Jair Bolsonaro will remain in jail, potentially for the rest of his life. Honestly depressing.
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Republicans are so addicted to election conspiracies they're denying Brazilian elections just for the rush
insane man… the world just watched an election be stolen in real time.
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Good luck with that. Scandinavian countries are literally the best countries to live in the world. I don’t think they’re interested in moving to the Trump-Epstein Empire.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says US should prioritize immigrants from Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
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Trump and the entire Epstein class had a LOT invested in a Bolsonaro win so buckle up for what comes next
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Since last year, Virginia families are paying nearly $5,000 more for the basics. Meanwhile, Rob Wittman has traded up to $2.5 million in stocks and grown his net worth as much as 40 times since going to Congress. Something doesn't add up 🧐
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I’m glad you’re depressed. America hates MAGA’s guts.
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if you think right wingers are psychotic about the brazil election results today just you wait and see what they say about the american midterms, the amount of fraud cries is going to be pathetically sad
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