Magnus Bane (Parody)

~*Monsters don't sleep under your bed... ... they sleep inside your head*~ Raising @BlueberryLBane and @SeraphLullaby with my husband. Magic and Alexander have one big thing in common; I do them both very well.

[Leans into your touch, looking over your face] Need to see you more

[Smiles and brushes my fingers across your cheek] We need to spend more time together

[Laughs softly and wraps my arms around you] I've missed you too, angel. I needed to see you

Thinking of @AlecGideonBane

What fun new people to follow!

11 years? My, how old we've become. It feels both shorter and longer, like there was never a time you weren't there.

Let's get drunk and have sex! Actually. Let's skip the drinking and just have sex.

Have I really been here that long? This is cause for a drink! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

There are far better drinks to have

Special just for you

A strange combination but I always have alcohol.

Today I'm supplying chocolate eggs for everyone. Come get your chocolate egg!

Beyond weird. It's even weirder that it's only my directly related TMI accounts. None of the OC's except for War.

Twitter randomly decided to lock 90% of my accounts because of "suspicious activity". Even on accounts I haven't used in months. Now is the pain in the ass task of trying to get them all unlocked. Wtf twitter. Wtf.

[Thinks you're more demented than that shelf pixie]

.... There is something very wrong with you

Smells like cabbage.