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El Magnífico retweeted
This game is like Dragline beating Cool Hand Luke in the prison yard.
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Replying to @MagnificoIX
approaching dangerous levels of retardation here MagnificoIX!
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This game is like Dragline beating Cool Hand Luke in the prison yard.
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I don’t usually tweet ads, but Wow!
I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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El Magnífico retweeted
This man, Jonathan D. Miller, a state senate candidate in NC is currently posting updates while running from the cops. It appears he intends to engage them in an armed conflict to end his life. Praying he surrenders peacefully and gets the help he needs, but we need to have a talk about the legitimacy of The Libertarian Party. Pretending these types of candidates are serious options is an insult to voters. Asinine. Ridiculous. Absurd. So when I say they’re not even trying to make themselves a viable and electable third party, THIS is exactly what I mean.
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I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
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We don’t really appreciate yet how we are on the cusp of enormous pharmaceutical breakthroughs that will help people—even the ones we despise—live much longer.
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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That’s no excuse. Gary Numan and Brian Eno and others were making good synth music before this. Paul McCartney farting around isn’t really experimenting.
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Paul was experimenting, and played all of the instruments on this album by himself. Anyone who’s against experimenting with sounds is not a proper music fan
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People are reappraising this song. They should not. It is obviously terrible. It is just Paul McCartney playing with equipment.
re-listening to mccartney 2 and whew this is still a hit im sorry
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Don’t you hate in the middle of the night when you reach over for water, but you accidentally grab your nightstand gravy cup?
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El Magnífico retweeted
that's hard to miss 🙏
🔥 LMFAO! President Trump just gave a shoutout to NICKI MINAJ'S ASS at his Michigan rally "By the way, I looked at one HELL of a BEAUTIFUL ASS before — NICKI MINAJ! That's HARD to miss!" "STAND UP! That's hard to MISS!" I did NOT see this coming, despite her being in the audience 🤣
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I’d like to be In a deli With an octopus’s salad In a tray
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A very clever pun
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I love this! They’re great!
No Doubt's TV Debut in 1990. Gwen Stefani was 21 here.
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Every time we hear about New Hampshire it’s always like ‘The Mountain came crashing down!”
Historic 80-ton boulder comes crashing down after more than a century at New Hampshire attraction trib.al/UpfDEW5
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El Magnífico retweeted
I regard to Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest being burned down: I have always found some of the most potent reminders of the Nazi regime and what it stood for in the surviving architecture of the period. It is most impactful when you visit a city like Berlin and there amongst the rest of the city you come to a building such as Haus am Werderschen Markt. You see how the building was meant to make the individual feel small and powerless against an almighty and eternal state government. You see the ideology that led to so many horrors crystallized in stone. Losing these artifacts of Nazism is like losing a text that we can read and help us to understand our history. No matter how good it might feel to tear down temples to past devils, they remind us as Faulkner put it: “The past is never dead. It’s not even past.” It is important to keep the past present with us. Because it is.
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Funny Cat & Dog 🤣
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Michigan going from Underwood to Carr 🤣
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I don’t know when I have seen a worse offense.
The Michigan defense does not deserve to have to be on the same team as the Michigan offense. Indiana should be up two or three touchdowns.
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Crying
This game wants to be an upset but Michigan’s O is too terrible to capitalize.
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