I’m on Twitter to lie. Edible Enthusiast. Comedian. 🍃 #AtomicEdibles

Joined June 2009
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Cutwater Mag™️ retweeted
It ain’t nun like the dress getting caught between the cheeks 😮‍💨
Fans go WILD when UFC fighter Tracy Cortez walks past them 😂
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I did not know this was a parody of that 😬🤣🤣🤣
22 years later and we’re still waiting for **“My Salsa”** to drop. 😭 Eminem really took Kelis’ **“Milkshake”** and gave us a fake single so convincing, fans are still asking where the full track is.
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Oh you boutta have a grand ole time, just make sure you wear a shirt with pineapples or wear a pineapple pin so other people know you from the States
Going on this big ass cruise with my family this weekend and I'm excited as hell lol never been out the country or on a cruise
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Jail highlights like this nigga a D1 prospect
King Von Jail highlights 😳 #LLKV
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They’re all idiots too
Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans. People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
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People really be feeling so entitled. He already acknowledged you & if you see he not in the mood , just move & call it a day .
After a fan spoke out about Santana declining a photo request at an airport, Santana defends himself with a reply to her on TikTok, explaining he was highly exhausted and hungover after attending a Caresha’s party until 4:00 AM before catching a 6:00 AM flight. The fan replies back, arguing that public figures agree to everyday fan interactions as part of their fame as a celebrity, regardless of their mood or fatigue. Subscribe To My YouTube: Evener Entertainment
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Your uncle 7 Miller Lites deep against your 9 year old cousin in the Turkey Bowl
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Nigga dressed like Gangrel
Drake stepped out to continue the birthday celebrations, wearing Chrome Hearts
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Don't over invest in women that don't invest mutually in you...... also understand it's never yours it's just your time the only time she yours is when she is in front of you....next time invest all that energy in a business you would be generating great income.
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“True Detective” on HBO Max so damn good
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What kinda FAT FUCK keeps emergency churros
Forgot I had churros and ice cream
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Cutwater Mag™️ retweeted
Every time I see Kyler Murray run I hear this sound effect in my head.
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I would’ve disputed this concert charge so quick Keyshia Cole herself would’ve called me to cuss me out.
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we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
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I'm super duper high
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Forgot I had churros and ice cream
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It was bad when a Wayne feature couldn’t get you back on. And Wayne was scorching at the time
Ja Rule's "Uh-Ohhh!" featuring Lil Wayne is the most slept-on comeback single of 2007. it was the lead single from "The Mirror" and only peaked at no. 69 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop chart.
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Seahawks beat the shit outta KC 😭
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I like being bald, but my hairline too good not to show y'all hoes. My forehead just kinda big lol
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I love bald men, ole bald head scally wag
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