Magnus 💜

Mischaracterization in those memes where people edit characters over text messages, however, carries the death penalty as punishment

I wonder if there's a certain nonchalant, elegant, intelligent, handsome, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, gentle, humble, generous, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate hero whose favourite animal is black cats

The nerve to say "did you get it" at the end when half of these are tonal homophones

Bought a DVD boxset and it had the "You wouldn't steal a car" ad at the start I felt like I was meeting a celebrity