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Not the nicest bloke you've ever met, but I do me best.

London
Joined October 2014
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John. A proper squire! And who? and who? which way looks he?
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Johhhhnnn... K-KAK-KAK-KAK... onstantiiiine...
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No. Way. Out. Thisssss time.
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["Now, listen here, gents," the barkeep starts, before one of said gents devours his torso and splutters bone shrapnel across the room.]
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Replying to @caelestislegens
Hm? Oh. Well this thing owed me a favour so I sent it to find him and deliver a card. Nothing else. Just a card. Honest.
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[The windows of the pub are seeping in ooze, blackened from the outside. There can be no escape.]
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[At last the doorway yields. The entity bursts through with a crash in the form of five dead-eyed men with unhinged jaws.]
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[It lurks outside, unseen, struggling to focus on its prey. Through the glass it can just about see him, but it cannot enter.]
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[Something about the smoke filled old building known as the Northampton Arms is impenetrable.]
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Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.
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#FollowFriday I followed him..and followed him..and followed him...and now I'm just fucking tired.
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London is amazing, London comes together under shit like this, fuck anyone using a tragedy to further a bigoted agenda.
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I saw a man in the park watched over by ghosts as he slept. Such an odd role reversal..
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[The York Minster statue Emperor Constantine has his head inexplicably BITTEN off. Authorities are baffled]
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into concrete. It's tongue lolls out in a laugh] THEN I WILL T E A R IT OUT! [it lunges..properly pissed off]
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A massive eldritch beast with a ram skull face and amber glowing eyes leers out of the smoke and sinks black claws --
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Time to start rolling my own cigarettes.
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[A tome appears within Dream's extensive library, nestled between the thoughts and dreams of books never realised.]
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You know the world is fucked up when England seems more friendly than America.
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[On Tinder, struggling with the whole smart phone thing.]